i turned 21 today.
 

and now it is time to get DRUNK.

it gets no better from here.

I got three years on you.

Happy birthday!

happy birthday!

I have five-hundred and sixty-nine years on you.

Happy birthday!

what else is there to do in idaho

nothign..

its' fukcing borringg up hereee.

im FUCKEd.

happy barfday!

HEY

im not gonna barff.

you

jus

WATCH..

I believe you. ;)

Now you gonna be tweenttyyy onneee
you gonna' have a loottaa funnn

you drunk yet?

Man I can't believe the drinking age in America...
I am three years younger than you and I can legally buy smokes and grog in sydney. (I got over drinking when I was 16 though lol)
But seriously 21 is so fucking retarded, what's the deal with that?

i know, right/

fuckig dumb.

i been goign drinkin in canada for a whiile now, thogh.

I don't get drinking
10 minutes of fun followed by constant urination every 5 minutes most often followed by vomiting followed by a hangover

By all means nothing beats a beer or two, but getting drunk is just lame

getting drunk is really fun

getting too wasted is never fun

Dude, what?
I actually like a good hangover once in a while. Terrible hangover = good time last night. It's kind of bittersweet really.

Oh and happy b-day youthaftertomorrow!

sorry I meant nothing beats a beer or two when you're kicking back in the afternoon.

And herein lies the difference between a shit drinking culture (America) and a proper one (Britain). The art lies in getting over the biological desire to throw up. Then you can keep drinking for days.

Oh yeah, and happy birthday. 'Youth'oftomorrow my eye.

happy birthday

I found out about my alcohol allergy when I was 21. hmmmm

i met a truck driver from idaho once...he was super friendly and told stories about coming home and finding his daughters friends naked in the pool...then he said somethign about a sick fair once a year in idaho that we should check out

gettin sloppy drunk is the only way to do it.

happy birthday!

america has a drinking culture?

i sense a revelation.

Face it we've all pretty much been drunk or have drank before our 21 st. So that's why it's imperative (imho) that you get sloopy drunk puke, eat to sober up a bit then get laid....

b t w Happy Birthday

here in belgium you can legally get alcohol at the age of 16... i've never been drunk though, the smell of alcohol is so repulsive to me i can't even be bothered to taste it.

the "results" of alcohol are so repulsive to me I. . .

also very true. thank god i'm usually among people that understand and respect this, no mater how much they drink themselves (people my own age seem to be like that, my youngest brother thinks i'm stupid for not drinking and my mother thinks i'm just being cross, she has her glass of wine every day and to her not wanting to drink alcohol is completely abnormal)

it is hard. For some reason, most people don't seem to trust a person who will not drink, which is flat out STUPID, but it seems to be the case.
It takes me a while to break through to them, and to get them to let their guard down around me. Once they get over the whole "he is not drinking he must be a narc or a psycho" thing then they ease up and everyone has a great time.

why is it that people do not trust someone who either cannot or does not want to inbibe poison?

it's probably because alcohol has become such a part of life for adults, it's something you're supposed to find interesting as a kid, it's a part o many adult rituals (toasting champagne on new year's eve or during celebrations and stuff like that). people who don't join in these rituals seem to set themselves apart from the norm, which is poison.

humanity, it's a strange thing!

fuck, my head hurts.

That means you did it right! Happy belated birthday.