I need a new hobby.
 

suggestions?

ps: don't tell me "knitting", I'm a man.

sewing then

Crochet.

needlepoint

is that the lawn-game where you hit the colored balls through the hoops? :confused:

^^^ I'm actually afraid you might take me seriously. I retract that. I'm not deleting it, but I retract it.

ps: non-thread and needle activities would do fine.
pps: fuck it, I'm stuck watching TV, aren't I?

No, that's croquet.

Have you considered needlepoint?

Sucking my dick in a womanly fashion.

Oh, snap.

Have you considered sewing?

Oh, snap!

Twice in one thread, what are the chances?

no, not until satan mentioned (at which point I considered it, and declined to consider it anymore).

Really now, this is post-racial America. That should be 'african american' balls.

Darning?

Weaving?

Loomestry?

s'right, bitch

my attempt at finding something to do and moderately trolling glice, has backfired.

I'm taking up seppuku.

Fastening cloth, leather, furs, bark, or other flexible materials, using needle and thread?

Yo dawg, I heard you like trolling, so I trolled your trolling so you can look at trolling while you troll.

war hammer? or however the fuck you spell it.

uhh i tried to post some really good things but it isn't there. has the board changed commandments or something?

yo glice, i'm really happy for you, ima let you finish, but floatingslowly is the best troll OF ALL TIME!

I'm sure we can incorporate gay sex into that equation, that way we can add one more troll inside the troll. For good measure. And to please Xzibit. And so I can nut.

ok, seriously now ... fishing. I know for a fact there's plenty of good lakes in oklahoma. There's one called Bixhoma which has a reputation for great bass fishing. Honestly, fishing is the rolls royce of hobbies. it's cheap, it gets you out of the house and ... well ... trust me on this ... fishing.

You could scam on jailbait all day like your hero, me.

Yo Satan, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but floatingslowly is the best meme-paraphraser OF ALL TIME!

what the hell is going on? well. this is. interesting i guess..

that's looking likely. expensive, but likely... geeks don't like losing though, so I'm doubtful to make any friends by it.


thrilling yarn, ol' chap.

you must knit some more before knitting again...etc etc.



that's the second time I've heard that today. I blame chabib.


that might not be a bad idea either. although, I'd feel bad about murdering so many fish for sport. and it would be murder, as I'd be the only one eating them. that's if the wife would even let me bring it in the house (let alone cook it).


only my own. fuck other people's memes.


my new hobby: MEGAREPLIES.

Floating’s hobby suggestions that seem to be illegal to post here!

Dear Floatingslowly, please find the following suggestions as helpful and relevant. Martial arts / cooking / archery / orienteering / dog training / bird watching / poaching / fencing / the other fencing / more reading / teach yourself a science / local football, baseball, or soccer / learn a foreign language (or a local one) / volunteer at homeless parties / construct spaceships

taxidermy is FUN!!!








and if i'm not mistaken, julianne moore approves

taxidermists - the original trolls

yo, glice....shut the fuck up

holy shit! I want one of those sooo bad!

did someone say cthulhu?

it looks like it, wtf

if they did then i should have my hearing checked
all i heard was the sound of iron bars

become a sexual deviant

^^^ I'm not sure how. can you show me?

I'm guessing there's a database problem or chabib wouldn't have taken the time to purge.

I'd like to tell him to prune threads instead, but the announcement is locked, so fuuuuck it..

Try to get in as many reality tv shows. But that genre is dead though.