Sonic Youth Gossip

Sonic Youth Gossip (http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/index.php)
-   Non-Sonics (http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/forumdisplay.php?f=5)
-   -   Daycare Nation vs. HaydenAsche (http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=3241)

kingcoffee 06.21.2006 01:52 AM

Daycare Nation vs. HaydenAsche
 
Ok, tonight we have bets on who would win in a fight: Daycare Nation or HaydenAsche. The rules are Fight Club rules. Any takers? Opinions? We all know that these two guys love to hate each other. They argue and name call each other at every opportunity. Now they have the (hypothetical) chance to just beat the living shit out of each other. Who will win?

kingcoffee 06.21.2006 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diesel
diaper is a fecking troll?!?


Yeah, ok. But who would win in the fight?

krastian 06.21.2006 02:01 AM

I have no idea what Daycare looks like so it's hard to say. I do know that Hayden is a tall m-f-rrr.

finding nobody 06.21.2006 02:01 AM

daycare i love ya. but that queer kid hayden slaps really hard. 10 bucks on hayden!

kingcoffee 06.21.2006 02:06 AM

We have a bet! That's ten bucks on Hayden by our frewuent contributor Finding Nobody! Any takers????

kingcoffee 06.21.2006 02:29 AM

That's not an option.

_slavo_ 06.21.2006 03:07 AM

round one
baaaaaaaaaang

 

Glice 06.21.2006 05:12 AM

Seriously though, I wouldn't bet on Hayden. He's a gay, and we all know the gays are better and holding handbags and picking daisies than they are at proper man stuff like fighting or making a sandwich with meat in.

fishmonkey 06.21.2006 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
gays are better and holding handbags and picking daisies than they are at proper man stuff like fighting or making a sandwich with meat in.


believe me, Gay men are very good at making a sandwich with meat in.

porkmarras 06.21.2006 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
Seriously though, I wouldn't bet on Hayden. He's a gay, and we all know the gays are better and holding handbags and picking daisies than they are at proper man stuff like fighting or making a sandwich with meat in.

I'd so beat you at a penetration contest though.

Glice 06.21.2006 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
I'd so beat at a penetration contest though.


...

I WANT MY FUCKING DRUMROLL EMOTICON NOW, BENIGN INTERNET GODS!

porkmarras 06.21.2006 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
...

I WANT MY FUCKING DRUMROLL EMOTICON NOW, BENIGN INTERNET GODS!

Sometimes you make me doubt your sexuality though...........

Glice 06.21.2006 05:40 AM

Wishful thinking is a funny thing...

porkmarras 06.21.2006 05:44 AM

Thinking is a funny thing.

Is this what you meant?
__________________

Glice 06.21.2006 05:51 AM

Yes. Yes it was.

RIPfrey05 06.21.2006 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingcoffee
Ok, tongiht we have bets on who would win in a fight: Daycare Nation or HaydenAsche. The rules are Fight Club rules. Any takers? Opinions? We all know that these two guys love to hate each other. They argue and name call each other at every oppotunity. Now they have the (hypothetical) chance to just beat the living shit out of each other. Who will win?

Chuck Norris would win.

krastian 06.21.2006 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
He's a gay, and we all know the gays are better and holding handbags and picking daisies than they are at proper man stuff like fighting or making a sandwich with meat in.

Nice try:rolleyes:

kingcoffee 06.21.2006 02:15 PM

I don't know, gay's can really kick ass sometimes. Just cuz someone is gay doesn't meant that they won't claw yr eyes out.

krastian 06.21.2006 02:49 PM

Or use their drummer arms at the speed of a thousand ninjas.

HaydenAsche 06.21.2006 05:06 PM

Haha. I have the entire cult behind me. I'd win.

Daycare Nation 06.21.2006 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
Haha. I have the entire cult behind me. I'd win.


No, you'd lose.

flophousefloozie 06.21.2006 10:19 PM

daycare nation for president!

Daycare Nation 06.21.2006 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flophousefloozie
daycare nation for president!


If I'm elected I promise to promote libertarian socialism and legalize hallucinogens.

alyasa 06.21.2006 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daycare Nation
If I'm elected I promise to promote libertarian socialism and legalize hallucinogens.

In other words, you're going to make everyone into a crazy-ass biatch... Haha :)

qprogeny79 06.21.2006 11:38 PM

 


CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!








(haha, only kidding)

static-harmony 06.22.2006 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AssBlaster
His slogan "If Bush can do it, DAYCARE CAN!"

I think this is funny.
But is daycare daddy rich? there's a difference.

Sonic Susie 06.22.2006 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
Haha. I have the entire cult behind me. I'd win.

Haydan, you've lost already.:fuckyou:

finding nobody 06.22.2006 02:17 AM

oh no. hayden took on like seven crips and bloods at the same time. he's gottem beat sonic floozie

kingcoffee 06.22.2006 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daycare Nation
If I'm elected I promise to promote libertarian socialism and legalize hallucinogens.


Hell yes! You've got my vote!

Gookid 06.22.2006 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daycare Nation
If I'm elected I promise to promote libertarian socialism and legalize hallucinogens.

Senator, what's your stance on opiates?

Daycare Nation 06.23.2006 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gookid
Senator, what's your stance on opiates?


Personally, I've never been a fan....But in an anarcho-communist state, you can basically do what you want.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 06.23.2006 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daycare Nation
If I'm elected I promise to yada yada yada legalize hallucinogens.


har har
youve got my vote!


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 04:57 AM.

Powered by vBulletin Version 3.5.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
All content ©2006 Sonic Youth