If you were a governor...
 

...on, say, Phatt Island..well, hopefully a better looking governor (Elaine?), but...

so, which LAWS would you like to promulgate?
I'd make women wore skirts more often.

i'd govern the shit out of everyone's asses

Uhh... I'd do something important and make healthcare free for everyone.

So I don't have to pay that hundred-something bill on my fucking foot...

cmooooooooooon!

I'm talking about simple/silly stuff, not serious matters! (poor foot, btw).

I would immediately adopt registered patnerships, so that me and al shabbray could marry.

(and buttsecks)

ehm, who's the passive one?

This thread is a failure, sorry. How do I delete it? can't be done?

nefeli you did not meet the stasis demon, eh........

I'd declare war on Malta and nuke the shit out of them. Then work my way up to bigger countries until I reach total world domination.

except for Petrzalka, right, pokke? that would remain a natural reservation.

Everybody has to dress like its the 30s.

Everybody would have to tell everybody at least once a day to "have a bless't day."

I'd order everyone to bring me Pringles, Czech beer and fine whiskey.
The entire population would be forced to learn to play Ramones Guitar riffs.
The official language would be Awesome.

I might use all the concrete that's in Petrzalka to make a nuclear bomb shelter. Or maybe I could make one in the Tatras and still bomb Petrza... I'll get back on that when it's time to invade Slovakia, ok?

All right, keep me updated. I'll provide you with all the secret insider information necessary and than will chicken out before it's too late.

I could make you Reichskommissar of Slovakia in exchange for that info... think about it.

are you trying to tell us something :confused::eek::confused:?

I'd close some roads and make rivers.

And voluntary modern dance classes for the queens.

Nefeli - how can a nation expect to go to war without even a basic knowledge of Johnny Ramone riffs? Right now, the Greek Airforce are doing starjumps to "Rocket To Russia".

"deal done, dude!"

I would change my last name to "Schmovernor," and anybody who said "Governor Schmovernor" would be executed on the spot for treason.

I would make noise compulsory in schools since the age of 4

i would make shows like american idol illegal

The national anthem in the United States of Melly would by "Cherry Bomb" by the Runaways. On special occasions, the forthcoming SY Gossip all-girl rock monster "Female Trouble" will perform this song live on national TV.

you think they don't have that already with all the screams and squeals?

From this day on, the official language of Phatt Island will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!

By noise, I mean da skronkz

On my island everybody will have to choose an avatar and then glue it to their face (eyeholes are optional). They will have to also choose a username, and this shall replace their given name. Then they will strongly give their opinion on any and every given subject and emphasize that they are right and everybody else is wrong, and it will then be everybody else's duty to reply to him with sharp sarcasm about why he and his idea are stupid.

restrict obesity and rename the island
legalize and promote botellóns
legalize public sex
promote sex with co-workers
all tourists and visitors depend on public approval
free access to lsd on public libraries
create paraphilias centres
legalize siestas
ban whining
ban public displays of ecstasy
promote ridicularization
ban electronic keyboards
ban cars with automatic transmission
limit spectator sports audiences
ban cheerleading and fanboys
ban stamp signatures
punish the excessive use of foreignisms
deport twats
...

Is it just me or is this place (your island) just a revolving predictable argument?

if you saw some of the "action!" that I did on Monday night/Tuesday morning, you'd think twice about that one!
*heaves*

Is it just me or is this place (my island) just awesome?

Be a real man!

ha! please describe the "action"

Went to a notorious gay bar/shagging shop - men hanging around toilet cubicles, odd "grunting" noises coming from said cubicles, and a guy next to me at the urinals wanking himself blind - a less than impressively sized cock, I must say. None of 'em were lookers, and I needed another drink after that absurdity...

what are you listening to?

dang, I guess not everything works...

If you were a governor...

full and equal rights for synthetics.

Also, every conversation you start must have a title describing what you will be talking about. You will hang this around your neck using a small thread, and the sign will be known as the "thread title."

I can't wait to visit (and subsequently hijack) yr island.

instead of reputation can we pass out punches?

reputation is for pussies.

Cable TV with 5 channels based on screening various types of non-mainstream music to every household.
My choices would be "Alternative Rock TV", "Drone TV", "Jazz TV", "Avant TV" and, ultimately, "Mesrbrow&Wolves Eyez TV"

That will be fine, but if you do it too much, we will deam you a "troll" and the mod-cops will ban you from my island.