An open letter by porkmarras
 

Dear Sy board members,
I must have annoyed the shit out of you lot with my goofy posts
and even more goofy threads by now but,c'mon admit it,i also made you smile and there is nothing better than a SY fan with a smile on his/her face.
It's a fact of life that music that only inspires seriouseness and despair will eventually lead to an individual with phsycological deficiencies that will scar him for the rest of his life.Yes,in my opinion Pearl Jam are little shits with no dress sense or trustworthy faces to speak of but,hey,there are worse things in life to worry about(the death of your pet and your video recorder not responding to the rec button function spring to mind).I,just like you,love to get pissed off at the fact that the Hair Police 7'' on blue vynil on 'Uncle willie and his friend records' might not end up in my hands because someone with more record shop attendance points has taken it away from me, but to dedicate a whole thread to that would make me a risible poster who didn't add up to much at all.On the other hand,i interact here with some sharp brains who know their music better than they know their own wives or patners and for that alone i enjoy coming back for more and more(c'mon down to the store....).Think about it:a good humored and not self obsessed post in your count might make buy 3 children in Indianapolis that very rare and very good vynil copy of Cliff Richard's ''The millenium prayer''.And for that may the war on terror commence.

Regards
Porkmarras

The amount of pictures you've put up from googlehave helped the bosses' of google earn another billion/

Jerk.

bitch

fucking shit porkmarras you ARE a comedy machine--- i begin to suspect you might be the khchris troll and if that is true i must express my appreciation of you genius. please flood the board as you see fit, and i hope it is not too much pressure that we now count on you to provide us with endless entertainment.

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and fuck the rep function for not let me slap your butt again

All i ever wanted was to start a thread that had my username on the title so i could post in it and my username would come up twice when you check the Sonic youth gossip page.Talk about being full of shit honey...........

yes




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No annoyance here. And I'll bite the (wo)man that says you're not amusing. And not a nice bite like when you're lovin' a pretty thing, a nasty bite.

Interestingly (for me), this post reminded me of a concept I've been toying with, that of cultural migration, which is responsible for a noticable minority of London immigrants, and the counter notion of a cultural war; insofar as I am willing to expose my plans, the contrary notion thereby is that of a cultural violence [cf Cliff Richards] and a conversational violence [cf 'it's all subjective' & the general anti-intellectualism of the punk dialogue]. That we must conduct ourselves with the utmost delicacy (with knowing barbs our tongues press our innercheeks) is a precedent already set; that we must not lose site of quite how important culture is, and must not be waylaid by insipid notions of aphasia, pseudo-nostalgia, 'sold' rhetoric and other such patronisations of a 'live' culture, is of prime importance.

The end corrolary is a positive war on the NSK (war need not be detrimental, thereby) - these ideas are stolen, with love, from the Nation of Ulysses, their caveman notions hereby the hyperreality of my own inventions and contrivances.

Porkmarras is a soldier, for sure.

ha ha whatever your motives, please continue... you have my sincerest applause...




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unfortunately i must log off & get to work or i'll become a social parasite... but i hope to read a lot more when i come back :D

I like your name. it means nothing to me and therefore can mean everything to me.

porkmarrassssss


here is a pic for you my friend (40-inch plus bootie, is the best bootie)




ha ha ha! I don;t even know if you are male! ha ha ha!

here is another one.

That's so cool.

40inchbooty...
Riiiiiightt...

you know i love ya man.

keep on keepin' on porkmarras

and keep up the standard of threads such as the cliff richard one

Shit, man, porkmarras has a nonsensical name, comes from Italy, lives in England and as I have said before, the coolest guy on these boards... People don't know what they're missing till it's gone.

maras means ugliness or disgust in czech, it seems to be a vegetarian slogan
a giger flower for you, man!:)

porkdisgust, yeah :)

I've been meaning to send you a private message and be couth, but since you have taken to write open letters to yourself on a message board (of a band that you never really talk about), I'll just post it.

You seem funny and cool and all... I agree that the board needs good comedy, but why all the negativity. I've never understood people that post hundreds of posts and start countless threads about things they dislike in culture--the greatest insult to a piece of shit piece of culture is to ignore it. As any media hack knows, any attention is generally good attention.

And people that post shit talking about popular bands and then bring up something like Hair Police tend to have a very one sided view of culture. Can I not like Hair Police and Radiohead or (god forbid) Pearl Jam? I had some banter with you back and forth about said latter and even tried some playful insults, but then you started two more threads about it waiting for someone to challenge you. I dislike the fact that the tone of the board has gone so elitist. I'd rather just discuss the literature piece we're reading and new sonic youth news than all the mindless hate.

In short, I'll compliment you by saying you do have a biting wit, but remember, a biting wit only works when you have some relative knowledge of the subject your biting; and that includes people and pieces of culture.

And I'll stop posting about how awesome Pearl Jam concerts are in an attempt to get the SY fans to give them a chance on the west coast. My intent was to try to let people see that they wouldn't be wasting their money because they put on one hell of a show. Eddie Vedder does have testicles that could cut diamonds and he does crap rose petals and he does sing like angels fucking over a delicate summer breeze in Ibiza... but I'll stop.

And I'm surprised that someone that has so much unabashed confidence has such a paltry social life... simply downloading google video and giving other people shit on the internet. I know you're in England and your weather sucks, but c'mon man... look at the stars, not the screensaver, you twat...

And twat's a sign of affection in England, right?

Rupert 'Stiles' Stilinski says:And I'll stop posting about how awesome Pearl Jam concerts are in an attempt to get the SY fans to give them a chance on the west coast. My intent was to try to let people see that they wouldn't be wasting their money because they put on one hell of a show. Eddie Vedder does have testicles that could cut diamonds and he does crap rose petals and he does sing like angels fucking over a delicate summer breeze in Ibiza... but I'll stop.

porkmarras said:Yes,in my opinion Pearl Jam are little shits with no dress sense or trustworthy faces to speak of but,hey,there are worse things in life to worry about(the death of your pet and your video recorder not responding to the rec button function spring to mind).

I guess it's just you and me on the Pearl Jam glory train Rupert.....


I loved the guy with the cross saying "Back off" that you posted everywhere.....it reminded me of Salem's Lot.

Hardly a hateful comment as far as i can see.As it happens i havent joined any Pearl Jam Record burning gathering yet.....and i certainly can't be arsed that much to do so either.

id hit that:D

HEY PORKMARRAS.
i duuno if you name has something to actually do with a pig but fuck it.

BIG UP THE PORK!

but most importantly
DEATH TO EDDIE VEDDER

 

Pork,

You started a thread this week stating how much you hate pearl jam and got other people to share in your dislike; you created a thread about all the bands you hate... including pearl jam; in a thread I started that wasn't even about pearl jam, your only response to what I said was that you hate pearl jam. I tried to kid with you a little bit about it that night, but you seem to have a fucking one track mind.

Like I said, you seem like a cool guy, but that level of animosity is unwarranted. I got pissed on the old board when the magik markers got flamed all the time because the people that wrote shitty reviews of their shows didn't seem to understand the least bit of what the band was attempting to produce.

Maybe now you can see somewhat of my perspective, you dirty little cunt...

(English affection, right?)

porkmarras(Look at how humble i can be.I didn't even put a capital in the letter p) says:
''But officer,i just stated that i didn't like PJ!Hardly a crime or is it?''

yeah but your the ringleader in the anti-PJ crusade, you must be singled out and dealt with.

pork you are good value

Rupert is a fucking idiot. He de-repped me because Pearl Jam sucks.