i want a kid!
 

any takers? actually i just want to adopt one for free. i'm sitting at this amazing park using the internet(i don't have internet connection anymore) and i see all these dads walking their babies either in a carrier or on their chests in those chest strap things. i just want a kid to be that dad. maybe even a stay at home dad. plus i want to show the world i can be a better dad than my non existent father.

but i'm going though a pretty heavy baby craze. i already picked out names. wester would be the boys name and chloe would be the girls name.

????

that's sick.

Okay, well, you're only seeing the good years of parenthood. As soon as those creatures develop any kind of sense of self, like between 2 and 3 years, it's all over. And the teen years are like the apocalypse.

Go get a dog from the animal shelter instead.

Kids suck.

Agreed.

The only time I ever think I would want a kid is when I think, as I'm sure most people have, that I'd be a cool parent. Then I say, fuck that shit, kids suck.

I have this thing...

I don't want control over things... that's why I don't like pets (I LOVE animals; and I love other people's pets.. I just don't personally want one).. or kids. I don't want responsibility, first of all, but I'm a fairly responsible person when it comes to everything else, so I don't think that's the issue. I think it's moreso, I don't want to "control" something, tell it what to do, etc. It just bugs me.

i'm sure this phase will go away after a few weeks.

Even I think about this sometimes. Part of me wants to skip out the whole process and just wake up one day being 30, employed, and with a family. Maybe because I'm really lazy, but perhaps it's because I hate other peoples children and want to show people how it's done.

There's no harm in daydreaming but I would never just go out and adopt some kid. I think making children is probably the most fun part so you don't want to miss out on that.

My girlfriend loves kids, she babysits in her free time for her cousin, and god....

We've had many epic arguments over this stuff.

I think I don't want kids, but not really sure. We'll see later on.

muy repped.

you're gay, aren't you?

Word.

If I wasn't gay, I'd have already had a vasectomy.

yeah, because gay people can't have kids.

or is it they shouldn't? I get confused.

will one of you brighter types please enlighten me?

It's because we shouldn't. We'd give our boys barbie dolls and make our girls play softball. We're sick twisted human beings really.

i want a gay son.

hayden can i adopt you?

Sure. I'm still 17 for another month.

and chances they are not going to be cool afterwards are only for 50% in your hand I think, hrhrhr
its like the lottery
but I want kids, too in a few years maybe

actually does that mean i could legally adopt you? because i'm an "adult"?

Sounds like a good title for a pedophile movie!

check yr state laws, u usually have to be like 10 years older i think... for legal guardianship

I don't know. We could do a black market adoption.

from what i gather i think you just have to be at least 18 to adopt. here anyway.


come on over hayden. you can sleep in my bed.

well yer situation is different, so yeah i'm no sure... but here in the south, they like this 10 year rule

Be there in 10.

i want someone else to come and live with me so it's not just two people in a huge ass apartment because i have another bedroom but all it is in there is amps and guitars and shit. there is not enough chaos in my palace anymore.

yeah i was just on that

i actually would adopt a kid because i really don't like the idea of going through pregnancy, much less squeezing a bowling ball sized object out my vagina.

Who May Be Adopted

Statute: Dom. Rel. § 110

• Any person

Wow. That seems a bit odd.

haha it's like slavery.

I wish I could adopt a kid until it was old enough to start saying no and asking for shit and then trade it in.

I'm totally adopting myself.

i used to really not like kids when i was younger until i started taking care of my youngest niece who is two now and absolutely the greatest human being alive. we went to the zoo to pet the goats and she just randomly yells "oh the goats! they're so BEAUTIFUL!"

i could use a few slaves

You really want a kid ?
You crazy fool !!! You probably don't have any brother/sister....

Do you really want this :

i didn't have any sisters until i was 17 years old and i'm not even related to them by blood.
but my dad's wife is having a baby girl in november so i will have one i'm related to.

i do. that kid is awesome.

I have two older brothers, one little brother, plus twins from the social assistance ( I consider them as my brothers).

but think of all the big lebowsky quoting that would be occurring!

I have just this advice: Tennis lessons, the best you can afford, and start them early.

Yeah. There is adoption.