Cockblocked by straight dudes
 

So I went to some lame American Legion sponsored California Golden Boys State (the Golden makes me think of Golden Girls). All you need to know is that it was all boys and a week long in dorm rooms. It was boring. Full of a bunch of he-man macho jocks. Hot. But still. The one cool guy who rooms near me turns out to be gay, but I don't find this out until after the week is up and we are gone. He lives like an hour, or an hour and half away from me. He was cool, cute, into me, and because we were both afraid to be out among these homophobic fucktards we didn't get to get any closer than just friends (not even good friends). God damn it! I wanted some action. These assholes, they were scary too. All muscle, no brains. One was like a skin-head, and the other was on probation for knocking some guy out, allegedly because the guy was trying to take advantage of some girl, but he still wasn't down with the homos, and he looked like he could knock a guy out. damn damn fuck shitfuck damn

We talked on the phone though and found each other's myspaces.

do as your signature says

Obviously the only logical solution.

I forgot about that signature. I have all the sigs turned off.

This thread title made me think of straight guys stealing the gay dude you were chatting to just to shit you off.

That's one of the most romantic things I've read in a long time. I hope you both get together.

I was cock-blocked by Jesus. Others know the story.

HAHAHAHAHA

Hail Mary full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus
Holy Mary, mother of God
Pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.

That is a very sweet and romantic story Alex. It would also make a good plot for an exciting and edgy gay porn movie.

I do wonder what would have actually happen if you'd have hooked up infront of them though. Most of the homophobes/jocks/asshole men out there will happily ridicule a guy if they suspect them to be gay, but if they actually make it known they are gay, they don't know what to do, because they've rarely had any experience of gay men or women. A small quick capsule example of this is a while ago I got on a bus to go to town for a night out, I was wearing eyeliner and dressed, well... well. A group of chavs started giving me hassle, and then one of them said "whadda fuck are ya wearin' makeup for, yoo gay or somefin?" I gave him a quick short sharp "Yes" and sure as shit they looked really uneasy and didn't bother me again. So there is alot to be said for just coming out with it...

jocks suck.

Yeah Alex, hope you manage to hook up with the other guy.

my RE teacher told us how she knew gay people who'd turned straight after praying enough. i don't know how much constitutes enough though.

so many RE teachers are really strongly religious and they bring it into class WAY too much. i don't understand this.

I wish that straight dudes would stop pestering me for sex.

Either they're closet cases, or no-one of the opposite sex wants to fuck them.

Yeah, I pray for them.

Thats not my experience at all, though I've always has very good RE teachers. I only discovered a lady who taught me RE for two years was Catholic after the course had finished.

However, that said I did once have an RE teacher who was a holocaust denier. He was little too frontal with his views...

i went to catholic school so all my RE teachers were catholic

why don't you just have sex with them?

that is very commendable of her. i think it must be hard to prevent yr personal beliefs affecting the way you teach, but at the same time, i don't think its impossible. all my re teachers at school were strongly religious and taught in a manner that made you think they believed that their religion was 'right' and the rest were 'wrong'.

'Cause they might have wives and kids. Also the few times that I got chatted up by someone who said that they were straight I didn't like them physically. Once on the district line this guy in his 60's was talking to me and suddenly the conversation veered towards gay sex and he made a pass. He was also making comments about an oriental guy sitting opposite him.When I had to get off the train he asked me to come home with me, and I said no. Some 'straight' cab drivers aren't all that straight either.

The guy on the tube was a bricklayer too.

Minimal action, really. I made out with one guy once, but he graduated and has moved away. He was nice, but we weren't that compatible.

My RE teacher was one of those sexy Catholic types who should have just never been born because it's just the ultimate teasing on the part of Benedict XVI or whatever. Really, it was some X-Rated shit, that class..

I'm straight and I get cockblocked by straight guys, too. I see a hot girl I want to go after and someone else gets there first. Straight guys are what's wrong with the world. Fucking pricks.

what the fuck were you doing among those meatheads? did you catch the wrong bus?

ps- this shituation you describe is what gen-xers used to call "irony". death be to alanis. but seriously, it makes for good comedy.

Blah, Alanis, I love you, but that song has made idiots of so many people.

I was there for the sole purpose of being able to put it on my college application. It is just a program where they send California's "best and brightest" (about 950 people) to live in dorms for a week and put on this whole elaborate game of house, but instead it is government. People run for city councils, mayor, governor, court justices, etc. I didn't think so many jocks would be there. I was picturing a bunch of nerds before I got there. And there was a fair share of them, but there were a great number of meat heads, and they were hot, and they were jerks, but oddly, they were likable. I'd never have hung out with them in a normal situation. Jerks because of their he-man gotta-prove-manliness attitudes, but they were nice and sometimes funny people.

ha ha ha ha. i bet you there was more than one gay dude there-- maybe you should have looked around a bit more.

and why couldn't i have been trapped in cheerleader camp when i was growing up? sure they are annoying but-- what legs!

Bet me? I'm absolutely certain there were at least 15. Most of them were weird uptight fags. Two or three were on the newspaper staff there (they released error-ridden one ever day), who had to have utter control over all of it. I went to the first meeting to do some writing for it. But I couldn't stand them, and I walked out. Lots of girlie fags around, and I'm not really into that, not that I'm particularly manly, but I have my masculine and feminine qualities balanced well. Some cute ones, but heaven knows I have not got the courage, or talent(?) for that matter, to try to get with any of them.

I think male cheerleaders are pretty hot. Bring It On, anyone?

So is the word "fag" the "nigger" of the gay world? i.e. it's ok for gay dudes to use it but off limits for straight folk?

I think straight people can use it to describe what kind of gay person it is. Like, "He was really flaming. A real fag, you know?" or "He was a real faggy type." as long as the context is pro-gay, but for you breeders, I'd be cautious.