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truncated 05.26.2006 02:30 PM

Odd Sighting
 
Just thought I'd share this.

I was driving home the other day when, having glanced to my right, I saw a midget riding a razor scooter. With a basket.

Ha!

(Someone post something interesting. Quickly.)

johnnywinternoshow 05.26.2006 02:34 PM

i once saw a tramp on a bike, with a dog in the basket on the front. The dog was wearing a yellow hard hat and had a big takeaway pizza box wedged in its mouth. I wish i had my camera with me that day

Glice 05.26.2006 02:38 PM

I saw a guide dog for a blind man walk said blind man into a wall. I swear the dog did a little Muttley snigger as he did it.

Savage Clone 05.26.2006 02:38 PM

I know someone who was wandering around in a dump in Mexico, where he came across a full grown dead pig wearing a fuzzy pink sweater.

johnnywinternoshow 05.26.2006 02:41 PM

 


Is this odd? I dunno. My girlfriend is still pissed that she saw them first but her camera battery had just died so I took this picture

soniknirve 05.26.2006 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnywinternoshow
 


Is this odd? I dunno. My girlfriend is still pissed that she saw them first but her camera battery had just died so I took this picture


what's odd? the two guys with the accordions or the guy in the red shirt with boobs the size of his lady?

johnnywinternoshow 05.26.2006 02:47 PM

heh, never noticed the guy in the red shirts boobs before. I meant the accordion guys, like i say, I dunno if it could be considered odd, interesting maybe? or just normal? I'm too lazy to find out

EMMAh 05.26.2006 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
I know someone who was wandering around in a dump in Mexico, where he came across a full grown dead pig wearing a fuzzy pink sweater.


Poor piggy :(

soniknirve 05.26.2006 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnywinternoshow
heh, never noticed the guy in the red shirts boobs before.


that guy appears to be pregnant as well...

PAULYBEE2656 05.26.2006 02:53 PM

i once saw a dog driving a car. well jumping into the drving seat and knocking the handbrake off! for about 5 seconds it was funny until reality kicked in and i grabbed a kid away from the moving canine deathtrap car! it hit a huge skip and stopped... the owner was nowhere to be seen, presumably unaware of his stupid stupid actions!

Пятхъдесят Шест 05.26.2006 02:54 PM

Is that a pigeon?

porkmarras 05.26.2006 02:56 PM

The strangest i've seen recently was this guy on the tube who literally changed his clothes and brushed his hair on the train on his way(i assume) to work

Toilet & Bowels 05.26.2006 06:07 PM

i saw a guy wearing only underpants driving down charing cross road in an electric wheelchair, he had a couple of cushions and was slouched in the chair, he looked like he was driving from his living room to the offy to pick up a few beers.

johnnywinternoshow 05.26.2006 06:24 PM

charing cross is a pretty major area, right? hehe theres a lot of crazies out there

themawt71 05.26.2006 06:30 PM

driving down a lonely hiway in the country outside of knoxville tn in the rain i saw two short mexican guys walking on the shoulder holding hands. that kind of public affection does not exist in tn

also in knoxville tn i saw a very tiny car holding 6 mexicans stuck up on the sidewalk of a bridge with a cop behind them looking confused.

also on the henley st bridge(i think thats the name) while delivering pizzas in knoxville i saw a redneck with a mullet and no shirt preparing to jump into the river with many cops and peeps looking on screaming at him.

matt

Toilet & Bowels 05.26.2006 06:34 PM

london is FULL of weirdigans. i have a list i carry around and every time i see a weirdigan i write down what they were doing and where.

truncated 05.26.2006 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
i saw a guy wearing only underpants driving down charing cross road in an electric wheelchair, he had a couple of cushions and was slouched in the chair, he looked like he was driving from his living room to the offy to pick up a few beers.


This man should get an award for most convenient shopping method. I would do that too if those Rascals weren't so damned expensive.

Everyneurotic 05.26.2006 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice
I saw a guide dog for a blind man walk said blind man into a wall. I swear the dog did a little Muttley snigger as he did it.


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

you sir, have made me laugh very hard.

KUDOS Glice, KUDOS

trance feeeedback 05.26.2006 06:54 PM

one time me and my friends were eating at a pizza place, and these two fat lesbian girls were walking out, right when they pass this black guy he turns around and yells out "damn!" and watches them to they were out of his sight, that was pretty odd.

johnnywinternoshow 05.26.2006 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truncated
This man should get an award for most convenient shopping method. I would do that too if those Rascals weren't so damned expensive.


Just get a job where they think you're disabled and you get one free plus your own bathroom ala george costanza

acousticrock87 05.26.2006 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by themawt71
also in knoxville tn i saw a very tiny car holding 6 mexicans stuck up on the sidewalk of a bridge with a cop behind them looking confused.

That's a daily occurance here.

porkmarras 05.26.2006 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
i saw a guy wearing only underpants driving down charing cross road in an electric wheelchair, he had a couple of cushions and was slouched in the chair, he looked like he was driving from his living room to the offy to pick up a few beers.

I dont even pay attention to this sort of thing anymore.Weirdos?Too many to mention

schizophrenicroom 05.26.2006 09:13 PM

i saw a two-year-old with a mohawk on the shoulders of a man in a confederate flag shirt with a bad sunburn.

Glice 05.27.2006 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
london is FULL of weirdigans. i have a list i carry around and every time i see a weirdigan i write down what they were doing and where.



It does hardly merit mentioning the weirdos of London.

I will however mention this one ocassion where a chap was wandering along, walking towards me, Cider bottle in hand and had this mysterious grin across his face. As I got closer he had a growing water mark around his crotch. He quite politely says, "Mornin'" to me in this most chirpy of tones, and continues to bathe in the glee his own warm piss is giving him.

jon boy 05.27.2006 06:49 AM

i saw a an odd site the other day as well. it was a huge fire, but when i blinked it was gone. that ever happen to anyone else?

Toilet & Bowels 05.27.2006 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
I dont even pay attention to this sort of thing anymore.Weirdos?Too many to mention


Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
It does hardly merit mentioning the weirdos of London.


that's exactly what concerns me, there are so many of them you stop noticing after a while.

DemonBox 05.27.2006 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
The strangest i've seen recently was this guy on the tube who literally changed his clothes and brushed his hair on the train on his way(i assume) to work


Haha.

porkmarras 05.27.2006 01:10 PM

The sight of respectable city workers pissing down the tube still moves me though.What are these people on i ask?

porkmarras 05.27.2006 01:10 PM

The sight of respectable city workers pissing down the tube still moves me though.What are these people on i ask?

themawt71 05.27.2006 07:58 PM

i was walking in wrigleyville on the first day of baseball and i noticed a curious stream of liquid hovering in front of this eastern european dude in his 20s with a cubs shirt. i look down and his junk is flopping around. he seemed very happy

finding nobody 05.27.2006 08:01 PM

i swear to god i saw a baby (looked around 6 months) driving a go-kart

acousticrock87 05.27.2006 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
I know someone who was wandering around in a dump in Mexico, where he came across a full grown dead pig wearing a fuzzy pink sweater.

I worked at a kitchen for a little while, and one day walked into the freezer, which is down in the basement with no one else around, and found myself staring right at a full-sized frozen pig and had to go down there probably 100 times after. It was a very "Lord of the Flies" experience. I have a picture, and I'd post it but I don't know how much flak I'd get. My girlfriend didn't like it too much when I showed her...

krastian 05.27.2006 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by finding nobody
i swear to god i saw a baby (looked around 6 months) driving a go-kart

"LMFAO"

finding nobody 05.27.2006 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krastian
"LMFAO"

it's true man. but i was like 6 when i saw it

krastian 05.27.2006 10:12 PM

It just made me laugh when I read it.

HaydenAsche 05.27.2006 10:14 PM

I was at the Triple Rock last night smoking outside after the opening band and this huge gang of people on bicycles rode by. One of them even had a boombox on the back of their bike. Their must have been at least 100 of them.

Anyways, the funny part is that this homeless dude riding a bike the other way carrying a case of beer looks at them and looks at me and says "Fucking Weirdos."

Funniest shit I'd seen in a while.

themawt71 05.27.2006 11:18 PM

thats really funny hayden

4 halloweens ago i saw a guy in a real starwars stormtrooper suit riding a motorcycle downtown. i was waiting for him to hit a tree


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