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SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.05.2006 04:46 PM

tittyfucking
 
How widespread is tittyfucking? Is it more acceptable/less acceptable than oral sex? Anal sex? How does tittyfucking usually commence? Does a guy go "I'm gonna tittyfuck you" and the girl goes, "OK, bring it bitch!"

I'm curious.

I'm not very sexually experienced, and I'm just wondering if this will remain a sexual fantasy for me forever, or if it will be fulfilled someday.

In the vein of curiosity, has anyone ever heard of similar sexual acts involving sliding a penis through a crevice- such as neck/shoulder, armpit, elbow, behind the knee. None of those sound very sexy to me, but I'd think people have attempted such things.

Savage Clone 05.05.2006 04:56 PM

The word that comes to mind is:
Pointless.

noumenal 05.05.2006 05:04 PM

I'm not really into tittyfucking. This is probably because I'm not really a tit-guy. I'm not into and obsessed with giant tits. I have friends that are though, and at least one who has considerable experience with tittyfucking. His girlfriend had massive jugs and she was into it. I think it went down pretty much the way you described it: "I'm gonna tittyfuck you" and the girl goes, "OK, bring it bitch!"

I'm not sure how widespread it is, but there are probably a lot of guys out there who are into it. And most girls would be fine with it - I mean, it doesn't take much effort to lie there and hold your tits together. But my intuition says that most girls probably find it really silly. When I've seen this done in porn movies, there's always a sort of comedic element going on. It's pretty funny.

About other crevices - some guys like to be feet-fucked and whatnot, but I think you have to have some sort of fetish or erotic obsession with whatever particluar part of the body your thinking of fucking.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.05.2006 06:28 PM

You got 666 posts now noumenal.

I'm not really into huge breasts, I think that once you get past DD it is kind of ridiculous, I like breasts to be big enough to play with and have her be able to push em together in a low top and have some nice cleavage.

The point savage clone is to fuck something sexy to you. Cleavage is very sexy to a lot of men.

val-holla-ing 05.05.2006 07:38 PM

i like breasts, but as far as placing my penis betwixt them, it's nowhere near as enjoyable as a vagina.

Anngella 05.05.2006 07:54 PM

I've done it, and I've seen no pleasure in it. But the guy did, and that's all that matters to me~
As for other things, I've seen porn with guys fucking feet (her feet are together and the penis slides between the "curves" in each foot ..hard to explain but I think you get the idea) and in between thighs I've seen. I'm always open when it comes to sex so don't completely dismiss something until you've tried it, you never know.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.05.2006 09:03 PM

Yeah, I can't imagine it being fun really for a girl, except knowing that the other person is enjoying it. I'd assume that there would be an exchange involved with this in that the guy would then do something for the woman.

Fingering gets pretty boring for the guy after about 20 seconds. One of the few things I have experience in, but you keep doing it until you think they orgasm.

truncated 05.05.2006 09:05 PM

My dear boy, it seems you are going about several things in all the wrong ways. I fear you are not appreciating the finer nuances of certain activities.

I will send you instructional videos for a small fee.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.05.2006 09:17 PM

Ha. Maybe I described it wrong. It is like exploring a cave with your hand, well not your whole hand, because that would be fisting. You figure out what maneuvers make them sigh the hardest, do that for awhile, and once they have peaked their excitement for that area, move to another area while maintaining stimulation for increased excitement. Then their face gets really flushed and they clinch up, and you are done.

It is sort of like making an ascending guitar part with a cathartic ending.
But there is a lot of repetition in there. I don't drink caffeine and I'm pretty mellow, so I get tired of things pretty fast. My idea of a good sexual position is "anything where I get to lay on my back and do little work"

I'm a lazy bastard. Although, I'm pretty relaxed right now, and my answer to every life question when I am relaxed is to take the path of least resistance.

All this is really just talk, I don't have a girlfriend right now mainly because I don't use people and I am pretty intuitive about how long relationships will last. So if I know a relationship won't last long, I don't ask a girl out, because using someone for sexual pleasure or to bide the time is wrong. So I don't really have one night stands or randomly make out with girls, despite my strong desire to do so. Girls in dreams strike my fancy more than most of the girls I meet in real life. Although most of those girls are about 17-18- a few years younger than me, and the girls in my dreams are a more appropriate age for me, and are much more mature.

Taking a year off college is a painstaking procedure though. Once I get back in the college girl atmosphere I swear testosterone will be searing through my veins.

finding nobody 05.05.2006 09:24 PM

haha. my freinds and i used to stand outside of the porno store and yell out obscenities at people walking out of the store. i "tittyfuck me!!"

good fun.

terminal pharmacy 05.05.2006 11:51 PM

it is all about enjoying each others bodies always with give and take, foreplay is the best thing ever

Everyneurotic 05.05.2006 11:52 PM

good one schizo.

my ex-girlfriend was underqualified to take part in such events. so i haven't done it yet.

HaydenAsche 05.06.2006 12:22 AM

My boyfriend's boobs aren't big enough.

LifeDistortion 05.06.2006 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Fingering gets pretty boring for the guy after about 20 seconds. One of the few things I have experience in, but you keep doing it until you think they orgasm.


Unitl you think they've orgasmed? Making a girl orgasm with your fingers is one of the easiest ways to pleasure a girl, and if she climaxes from your hand you definately can tell, probobly more from your hand then by your penis. Am I wrong?

HaydenAsche 05.06.2006 01:31 AM

IS that a guy? Does he have down syndrom?

HAWT!

HaydenAsche 05.06.2006 01:35 AM

Those are oranges. He's flat as a board when you take the shirt off.

atsonicpark 05.06.2006 01:43 AM

Never gets me off. The best thing ever is a nice blowjob though.

Glice 05.06.2006 10:39 AM

I'm a fan of the tittyfucking. I have tried other crevices and nooks and such forth, but that's more a comedy thing when you're having a lazy Saturday. Funny. Laughter and sex are good friends. I have to say, I'm fond of ending up on the breasts, but I rarely can abide starting there. Apart from one girl who, when 'visited' would insist upon using the breasts to pleasure myself. Which was most kind.

Everyneurotic 05.06.2006 10:46 AM

what about armpitfucking?

h8kurdt 05.06.2006 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Fingering gets pretty boring for the guy after about 20 seconds. One of the few things I have experience in, but you keep doing it until you think they orgasm.


How can it? I think it's great when doing it to a girl.

Self,self,self

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.06.2006 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LifeDistortion
Unitl you think they've orgasmed? Making a girl orgasm with your fingers is one of the easiest ways to pleasure a girl, and if she climaxes from your hand you definately can tell, probobly more from your hand then by your penis. Am I wrong?


Well, I've only fingered someone a few times, and it was one of my first sexual experiences, and something happened twice, and they said that they orgasmed, but I've been told women lie about that. When she blew me she told me my penis was the biggest she'd ever touched, but once again that could be a lie. That pretty much sums up all of my sexual experiences, besides when I tried to eat her out and couldn't breathe because a blanket was over my head.

I'm not a man of many girlfriends of long relationships. I'm pretty big into monogamy, I actually wish that I hadn't done the things I did with her, because I'd prefer to have waited until I found someone really special. Although in hindsight- everyone thinks their first girlfriend is really special. Well, I sound like a sensitive little 16 year old now.

Anyways, as I said before, I don't believe in relationships to bide the time or have sex. If I can't see myself in a longterm relationship with a woman, I really don't see the point.

!@#$%! 05.06.2006 11:30 AM

i was going to post here but figured i was saying too much. hah. even with the anonymity of the internet, there is such thing as going overboard :P

---

i almost tried again. but no way. i aint' revealing TRADE SECRETS.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.06.2006 11:34 AM

True. But then again, I'm not even being anonymous about it. You could easily harass me about the things I say.

Then again, not much of my life is a secret, because I have found that there is nobody I can trust. I told a similar story to a "friend" and he later went and talked about it in front of my mother and sister.

Lets just say he isn't my friend anymore. Not just because of that though.

Trasher02 05.06.2006 12:06 PM

oh boy the things they come up lately sure are weird.
tittyfucking sounds pretty cool though.

wearescientists 05.06.2006 05:56 PM

isn't alot of it have to do with the act of the guy being able to cum in the girls face; which is kinda repulsive to me, but to each his own. i tried it once w' my hs girlfriend, and i agree w/ val.

finding nobody 05.06.2006 06:02 PM

i think julian needs an award for this thread.

finding nobody 05.06.2006 06:13 PM

i don't think i'll ever get in to anal

EyeballGrowth 05.06.2006 09:08 PM

good god, why does this thread have so many responses?

Lethrneck4 05.06.2006 09:27 PM

this may be the greatest thread ever

HaydenAsche 05.06.2006 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EyeballGrowth
good god, why does this thread have so many responses?


I thought there was no god? Dumbass.

WHY IS EYEBALLGROWTH SUCH A BUZZKILL/DOWNER?

shentov 05.07.2006 06:26 AM

yeah, let's this thread alive like forever.
or ask chabib to make it sticky.

Trasher02 05.07.2006 06:56 AM

haha yeah sticky this thread.

truncated 05.07.2006 08:30 AM

I could post seriously on this, but I fear my ruminations may be lost on you poor bastards.

All I'll say is that if you find inducing an orgasm in your partner a chore in any way, or it isn't mutually enjoyable regardless of who is on the receiving end, then you're wasting your time. There is no infallible "how-to" manual for sex, and once you start treating it as a task, you might as well jerk off and save yourself whatever you spent on dinner to get the chick in bed in the first place.

Glice 05.07.2006 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truncated

All I'll say is [...] jerk off [...] on dinner to get the chick in bed in the first place.


Sage advice, as ever.

lucyrulesok 05.07.2006 11:23 AM

tit fucking IS funny... ive done it with my boyfriend a few times, but just as a sort of messing around thing. i dont think he particularly enjoyed it, but then i wouldnt say he didnt like it either.
i shouldnt imagine its ever mindblowing.

Everyneurotic 05.07.2006 11:49 AM

and i insist.

what about ARMPIT-FUCKING?!

Trasher02 05.07.2006 12:42 PM

armpit-fucking... sounds like the hornyst thing ever!

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.07.2006 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wearescientists
isn't alot of it have to do with the act of the guy being able to cum in the girls face; which is kinda repulsive to me, but to each his own. i tried it once w' my hs girlfriend, and i agree w/ val.


Domination and being dominated is a big part of all my sexual fantasies. Cumming on a woman's face is sort of like whipped cream on a sundae. Something a little extra that makes you smile. Like when a woman thinks you are done cumming at the end of a blowjob, but she's wrong and gets the bulk of it on her face. Its sort of funny, and it makes the man feel virile. I'm not sure all women can achieve that same sort of comedic dominance over a man, but all men would love to be tied up and "fake-raped" by a woman.

The best way that a woman can show dominance over a man is through whipping, and I personally have a fear of pain. I'd much rather be dominated by a woman by her restraining and controlling my movements.

There is a lot of give and take with sex I think though. I'd give up a certain level of comfort for a partner's sexual fantasy, although there are places where I'd draw the line. I wouldn't let a woman buttfuck me with a strap-on. I pretty much draw the line at the anus and intense physical pain. I don't really think that the anus is very sanitary.

atari 2600 05.07.2006 01:25 PM

yeah, titty-fucking usually is anti-climactic

but rubbing your about to ejaculate member on ample breasts with saliva or k-y applied feels pretty great.

...& after you come, things really get juicy...


^fruit^

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.07.2006 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atari 2600
yeah, titty-fucking usually is anti-climactic

but rubbing your about to ejaculate member on ample breasts with saliva or k-y applied feels pretty great.

...& after you come, things really get juicy...


^fruit^


That reminds me, this same girl was playing with my member and I started rubbing it on her bare stomach and it really pissed her off. She was like "what the fuck are you doing?"

Man, I've had the same funny sex stories for about 2 years now. I need to get a girlfriend to make up new ones. Then I'd maybe have some stories about a girl that I actually like. The girl involved in all my stories had borderline personality disorder, didn't really get me, and seemed to only be attracted to me because I had a similar musical taste and I was physically attractive to her. People thought I looked like Robert Plant, and she happened to like Led Zeppelin.

The girls that are completely wrong for me always seem to be the most attracted to me. I really learned my lesson. Whenever girls that are not my type try to get up on me, I just pretend to be really naive. It works really well. Although I sometimes regret playing that card later on, because I will also use that card when a girl sends mixed signals.


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