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Paris Hilton loves Sonic Youth
When she thinks about me she touches herself.
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Her vajayjay is most rather ripped
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hahahah! probably!!!!
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I wish I didn't fancy Paris Hilton. I just can't help it though.
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Stars are Blind was a fucking awesome single. She must have good taste.
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She's just checking her stash to make sure it is still there and didn't fall out.
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lindsay lohan may play paris in a film of her life. quality!
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/2007062...e-ea4616c.html |
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i head she became a fan of em in the clink, the big house, the slammer, Some big mutha became her bitch inside and made her listen to SonicYouth while she got fucked with a strap on, hey... how the fuck would you not be a fan after that.
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![]() she likes lots of good tunes, man. |
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This picture never ever gets tired to me. |
There's someone that poses as Jim O'Rourke on another message board I visit, and he claims to have met her a few times. He says she really likes Captain Beefhart.
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You just want to touch her in her special place, don't you? :cool: |
I will say, she is infinitely prettier without makeup. Even beautiful.
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Is she the one on the left ot right? ha ha ah ahaaaaaaaaaaa...............
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i love paris!!
half her record is awesome, the other half is hilarious. i'm thinking about doing a t-shirt of her but i think that's too hipster/ironic for the time being. |
she does look a lot prettuier without the glam makeup
kinda like princess Di, with her big nose buried in my giant nutsac |
ugh....i have never found her attractive....Jessica Simpson at least had the looks....
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I couldn't agree more with that statement. I like Paris a lot, but a note of warning: According to the papers she has discovered God in prison. That's never a good sign. |
I'm trying to find the exact picture, but that beefheart image comes from this photoshoot
it's a photoshop job ![]() here - http://www.wireimage.com/GalleryList...Paris_ Hilton |
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maybe thats why she's prettier now...i didnt know that...but now that you mention it, it looks like she has a bit of an inner glow going on in that pic... |
You mean she DOESN'T like Sutcliffe Jugend?
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That's funny because last I heard, paris was a butthole surfer herself. And no, not like Scarlett Johannsen singing backup for The Jesus and Mary Chain. Like the other way.
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y'mean she gets stuff stuck in her butthole and scoots around on the carpet to get it dislodged? |
did you see the news? she got 30 more days added to her sentence
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I was hoping she might discover sandwiches in prison. |
Does anybody, ahve that night-vision porn of hers? I want to see what the big fuzz is all about it.
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I saw a clip of her on Larry King last night, and Larry asked her what she did to pass her time, and she answered "I read many books...". Many books? I want to believe her, but why do I doubt that?
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You seem to like your porn SY, I heard that film sucks ass.
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No just curious on this one. But it sucks nevermind. |
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I loved those books! I had no idea there were so many.
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Her porn film is just her getting fucked and sucking a large human penis. Once the novelty wears off - and quickly because she's not especially attractve IMO - its about as interesting as watching that free DVD that comes with Barely Legal magazine for the 12th time...or so I've been told, I would never watch any porn it is against God.
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We should be thankful it was only a human penis.
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