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Rob Instigator 06.27.2007 02:37 PM

Paris Hilton loves Sonic Youth
 
When she thinks about me she touches herself.

 

finding nobody 06.27.2007 02:38 PM

Her vajayjay is most rather ripped

Rob Instigator 06.27.2007 02:54 PM

hahahah! probably!!!!

demonrail666 06.27.2007 02:56 PM

I wish I didn't fancy Paris Hilton. I just can't help it though.

Glice 06.27.2007 03:11 PM

Stars are Blind was a fucking awesome single. She must have good taste.

tesla69 06.27.2007 03:12 PM

She's just checking her stash to make sure it is still there and didn't fall out.

jon boy 06.27.2007 03:21 PM

lindsay lohan may play paris in a film of her life. quality!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/2007062...e-ea4616c.html

cryptowonderdruginvogue 06.27.2007 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
Stars are Blind was a fucking awesome single. She must have good taste.


sayin'

jimbrim 06.27.2007 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon boy
lindsay lohan may play paris in a film of her life. quality!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/2007062...e-ea4616c.html


Please kill me!

fishmonkey 06.27.2007 07:24 PM

i head she became a fan of em in the clink, the big house, the slammer, Some big mutha became her bitch inside and made her listen to SonicYouth while she got fucked with a strap on, hey... how the fuck would you not be a fan after that.

atsonicpark 06.27.2007 09:27 PM

 


she likes lots of good tunes, man.

the ikara cult 06.27.2007 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
 


she likes lots of good tunes, man.


This picture never ever gets tired to me.

StevOK 06.27.2007 10:51 PM

There's someone that poses as Jim O'Rourke on another message board I visit, and he claims to have met her a few times. He says she really likes Captain Beefhart.

MellySingsDoom 06.28.2007 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
I wish I didn't fancy Paris Hilton. I just can't help it though.


You just want to touch her in her special place, don't you? :cool:

truncated 06.28.2007 08:10 AM

I will say, she is infinitely prettier without makeup. Even beautiful.

 

nicfit 06.28.2007 08:21 AM

Is she the one on the left ot right? ha ha ah ahaaaaaaaaaaa...............

Everyneurotic 06.28.2007 10:08 AM

i love paris!!

half her record is awesome, the other half is hilarious.

i'm thinking about doing a t-shirt of her but i think that's too hipster/ironic for the time being.

Rob Instigator 06.28.2007 10:19 AM

she does look a lot prettuier without the glam makeup

kinda like princess Di, with her big nose buried in my giant nutsac

davenotdead 06.28.2007 10:37 AM

ugh....i have never found her attractive....Jessica Simpson at least had the looks....

Rob Instigator 06.28.2007 10:39 AM

(edit)
 
 

sarramkrop 06.28.2007 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truncated
I will say, she is infinitely prettier without makeup. Even beautiful.







 


I couldn't agree more with that statement. I like Paris a lot, but a note of warning: According to the papers she has discovered God in prison. That's never a good sign.

mangajunky 06.28.2007 10:47 AM

I'm trying to find the exact picture, but that beefheart image comes from this photoshoot
it's a photoshop job


 


here - http://www.wireimage.com/GalleryList...Paris_ Hilton

Rob Instigator 06.28.2007 10:51 AM

 

davenotdead 06.28.2007 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
I couldn't agree more with that statement. I like Paris a lot, but a note of warning: According to the papers she has discovered God in prison. That's never a good sign.


maybe thats why she's prettier now...i didnt know that...but now that you mention it, it looks like she has a bit of an inner glow going on in that pic...

Cardinal Rob 06.28.2007 11:40 AM

You mean she DOESN'T like Sutcliffe Jugend?

finding nobody 06.28.2007 01:05 PM

 

drrrtyboots 06.28.2007 01:07 PM

That's funny because last I heard, paris was a butthole surfer herself. And no, not like Scarlett Johannsen singing backup for The Jesus and Mary Chain. Like the other way.

mangajunky 06.28.2007 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drrrtyboots
That's funny because last I heard, paris was a butthole surfer herself.


y'mean she gets stuff stuck in her butthole and scoots around on the carpet to get it dislodged?

king_buzzo 06.28.2007 01:16 PM

did you see the news? she got 30 more days added to her sentence

tesla69 06.28.2007 03:08 PM

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...ishilton1.html

Savage Clone 06.28.2007 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
I couldn't agree more with that statement. I like Paris a lot, but a note of warning: According to the papers she has discovered God in prison. That's never a good sign.



I was hoping she might discover sandwiches in prison.

SynthethicalY 06.28.2007 03:11 PM

Does anybody, ahve that night-vision porn of hers? I want to see what the big fuzz is all about it.

Пятхъдесят Шест 06.28.2007 03:13 PM

I saw a clip of her on Larry King last night, and Larry asked her what she did to pass her time, and she answered "I read many books...". Many books? I want to believe her, but why do I doubt that?

Green_mind 06.28.2007 03:14 PM

You seem to like your porn SY, I heard that film sucks ass.

SynthethicalY 06.28.2007 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Green_mind
You seem to like your porn SY, I heard that film sucks ass.


No just curious on this one. But it sucks nevermind.

Savage Clone 06.28.2007 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ?????????? ????
I saw a clip of her on Larry King last night, and Larry asked her what she did to pass her time, and she answered "I read many books...". Many books? I want to believe her, but why do I doubt that?


 

Пятхъдесят Шест 06.28.2007 03:18 PM

I loved those books! I had no idea there were so many.

SynthethicalY 06.28.2007 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ?????????? ????
I saw a clip of her on Larry King last night, and Larry asked her what she did to pass her time, and she answered "I read many books...". Many books? I want to believe her, but why do I doubt that?


Maybe this book.

 

tesla69 06.28.2007 03:19 PM

Her porn film is just her getting fucked and sucking a large human penis. Once the novelty wears off - and quickly because she's not especially attractve IMO - its about as interesting as watching that free DVD that comes with Barely Legal magazine for the 12th time...or so I've been told, I would never watch any porn it is against God.

Пятхъдесят Шест 06.28.2007 03:22 PM

We should be thankful it was only a human penis.


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