Have you ever received a decent hand job?
 

well?

whats the point, really?

We need a poll duuuude!

how do i do that?

Just above your first message, click thread tools
I'm voting no by the way

From myself.

done, thanks for the tip

Oh, no problem man.

Yes, yes I have.

I've had a few splendid ones actually.. two young ladies are sealed in my memory as practicioners of excellent hand-jobs..

i'm not into spit lubed.. i'd rather have a blow-job.. a hand-job is a different beast.. i'm into the dryness of it, the friction..

a good hand job requires a rapid, yet steady rhythm.. the visual of a jiggling set of titties is also an invaluable aid in the process

Ohhhhh, you said 'titties'. Are you a father by any chance? haha.

5 say yes
2 say no


what?!

Expert wankers know all too well what a good hand job consists of.

bitch got fingernails for days, ouch

i have but i'm better at doing it to myself really.

Ah, a man after my own heart...

this should be a public poll, crypto:)

yes, i have recieved decent handjobs.

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decent? definitely, even more than decent in some cases.

by the time girls get into their 20s it seems they get a grip on how to give a decent handjob. that's my experience anyway.

The handjob is the great sexual compromise; no guy goes in to a situation crossing his fingers, hoping for the handjob. His eyes are set to the sky, and hopes to cum in some sort of orifice. But the partner is reluctant but also understands that the hard-on is unyielding so it must be appeased, so the handjob is not really a romantic gesture or really a means of pleasure, it's more like a tool to kill a boner and a horny guy.

what the fuck, this link doesn' t work !!:mad:
I had some decent hand job, but at times it's like you were doing it with the wrong hand.

I keep thinking about hand modeling gigs when I read the thread title.

And my hands are too skinny/long for that.

"A job in the hand is worth two in the bush"

Ancient South London proverb, often heard in the Clapham Common area.

We all know where you walk your dog, smelly.

blowjobs = best
sex doggy style = 2nd best

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handjobs are the worst, and what's weird is, out of 5 possible girls that have tried to give them to me, only one did it well and got me off.. and she was REALLY REALLY REALLY good. i mean, amazing. like, she could get me off quickly with handjobs. but no other girl can. odd.

The only thing i've recieved sexually was my hand.

yeh me to buzzo me to

We're lonely people.

sure are

"What you doing, smelly?"
"Me, like the Rufus Thomas song says, just walkin' the dog."
"Hmm. so why have you got your cock in that guy's mouth?"
"Just givin' the dog a boner."

I'm still awaiting the appearance of the "Have you ever received a decent frigging" thread from one of the board's ladies.

Oh, and "Have you ever received a decent fisting?" from one of the homosexuals.

Not into fisting, so "no".

And what about spit or swallow? In fact I never experienced a girl spitting. It's either swallowing or nothing.

i think swallowing is kind of gross

my girlfriend won't spit or swallow. she just flat-out won't let it go in her mouth. that's lame. she says it's sour and gross. lame lame lame.

she does let me shoot it on her face though, which is nice..

i hate having to kiss girls when they've had jizz in their mouths though, it's slimey and gross

Maybe. But it is sexy though... Never seen either...