Happy Birthday, Luxinterior!!
 

One of my favorite boardies! You deserve a thread of your own.




and here, some candy for your eyes.




have an awesome day!! willem dafoe says so!!

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LU-OO-UH-OO-U-OOO--AAAAAAHHHHHXXXXXXX!"

Oh baby oh baby.

Happy Birthday Lux, I like that name, if I ever adopt a daughter I want to name her Lux.

best birthday present ever, huh?

Best one this year maybe, but that's not saying much, hahahaha.

Hpapy Brhditay Lintuxeior

Happy Birthday, Lux.

Happy Birthday!

pm me your mailing address and ill send you a little gift

Thanks guys.

Crypto, if it's a severed head, I'll be very upset.

damnit.

no, but seriously.

As long as you don't put anything strange on the outside of the package or whatever you plan on sending, I'm okay with it. I don't need the 'rents asking questions if they happen to get the mail before me, because they like to do that. Be sensible, please. I'll send you a PM.

no gun racks?!
damnit.

Yeah I hear they make the worst presents ever.

Also, no animals.

no heads? no gunracks? no ammo?
i reckon i cant think of anything, i tell you what
how about some deer jerky?

only if u dont own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack

you're crazy if you dont own several guns

you fool, you fool.

what the girl wants is some CHEW!




ha ha ha hahahaaaaaaaaaa

I think I'll stick with the kind I've got, thanks.

im going to send her the following:

1 Brooks & Dunn Poster


1 karate belt


1 Ziploc Bag (with one shot of Tequila)

1 Ziploc Bag with 1/8th of a Lime

1 Cowboy Boot (aka grandpa's old stinky boot)


1 Longhorn Skull


1 Used Sketch Diary


1/2 a can of Grizzly Straight Snuff

That just screams "Texas."

ha ha, i tried that crap once, when i lived in virginia, made me ILL.

Thats the point indeed, ma'am.


also:

1 texas Flag


1 Alamo Model


1/2 Pound of Deer Jerky


1 Picture of Crypto in his cowboy get-up

I want to see that.

im out in the ranch, ridin a horse, wearin wranglers/cowboy shirt/cowboy hat/boots and im holdin a shotgun lookin into the sunset

edit: picture is already framed.

sounds like a still from "paris is burning"

Do send at least one picture of yourself so I can buy a wallet and keep it in it.

As for the deer jerky, we got plenty of that up here already, no need to stink up the whole package.

Unframe it, I want to see my favorite Texan after Hank Hill in that get-up.

my momz would kill me

bonne anniversaire and all that shit. oui oui bon bon and be safe.

or is it "bon"?

I see, but that would be so awesome to see.

I understood maybe two words of that.

happy anniversary and all that shit, yes, yes, happy, happy, and be safe?

bon anniversaire = happy (good) birthday

--
i think he also called you a "bonbon" :p

most likely. crypto...my band is playing houston at the end of this month and i'm gonna require you to be there so that we may party.

gotta take some french lessons, you do.

shit, bitch!
it's on
i'll bring my crew with me too

where are you guys playing and what is the name of your band?

I don't know how masochist you are, but here it is.

I know you would want Sebastian Bach on top of you like he did at the end to this fan.