one year without an orgasm
 

i feel fucking stressed and tired. i want one. i need one! fuck

help yrself!

My orgasm service for the ladies had to shut down due to health code violations. sorry

:) thanks but it's not the same as real orgasm you know..

don't take orgasms for granted, people.

Yes but it's an orgasm nonetheless. So that means you have had self satisfaction in that period? That counts.

I can't imagine going a year without an orgasm. I think the most I have gone since I hit about 13 or 14 is a week.

I'm not sure what to say, other than that you have my deepest condolences. :(

you lucky bastard:D well women have it more difficult than men..

Not really. The vast majority of them were through masturbating.

you must have big muscles:)

that's what my g/f tells me.

she likes it when the very top of her vagina is impacted by my "helmet'. she says those are the best.

haha helmet

You should trying getting married. Granted, you won't have more, and you may even have less, but it won't bother you as much :)

mmmmmm yyesss:p

i really can't imagine myself as some good wife but it would be cool:) wedding, sweets, cake, striptease, alcohol..:rolleyes:

why don't you just get a vibrator?

specified: i want an orgasm, a good fuck with some attractive man

Good luck finding one browsing an internet forum! ;)

try out one of those websites where you can pick up a random stranger, i don't know what any of them a called, but my mum knows a couple who got divorced because the husband had become addicted to them, so they obviously work.

haha:D thanks, i'll check it out. for fun at least

are you crackers??

just go on a little road trip to montenegro. i've been told the men are howling horndogs and will chase you in the street for a piece of your fine female flesh. just be careful you don't pick a rapist. but hm aren't czechs supposed to be all into fucking anyway? in milan kundera movies they are always at it. what's up with that now?

having an orgasm and a good fuck with someone are different things.

hahaha

is that because you have an std?

nope. I forgot to wash my face and laura Bush just does not like kissing her escort with pussy mouth.

yeah and i want both

you know let me get a little serious here if you're desperate to be touched and need something without too much risk sometimes a simple massage (in a legitimate massage parlor mind you) will satisfy the flesh. some places will *cough* "finish you off* ofr an additional charge, but i dont know what works in your hometown.

this is a hilarous topic by the way and there are so many crackhead answers it's even funnier.

and sorry i don't mean to laugh at cuetzpalin's troubles, but it's usually we men who suffer from congested gonads, ha ha.

really, it's not hard for a woman to get sex. all she has to do is say "yes".

that is true, but GOOD SEX? that's a whole other story

oh yes-- for that she'll have to call ME, but unfortunately im taken. :D

Isn't that kind of what a rapist is?

Try going 16 years without a good fuck *sigh*

Ihave nothing to say of this matter, as I am not acquaintanced with the female body.

i know not of what you speak but it sounds interesting haha.

She never said that to me...

oy, cripes, certainly not-- just because a man expresses his desire openly in a public place does not mean they are going to pull a knife on you and shove you into a dark alley. quite the contrary, i think. it's the quiet, repressed ones that are truly scary.

i see you're from utah and i can understand why the confusion. it's a cultural thing. you gotta go to europe & meet some mediterranean men to understand what i'm talking about. same as some parts of latin america. you see a beautiful woman, and you express your appreciation without a hint of shame, ask her for a cup of coffee, and hope she'll agree to accompany you in the sac. anglosaxon puritans do not operate this way.

anyway hm what was the story? i forgot. oh! cuetzpalin... time for you to visit the spa maybe? ;)


did your puberty happen 16 years ago, or were you hoping to get laid as a newborn??

You, madame, are the master of your domain.

Newborn duh

Hey cuetzpalin,
Austria isn´t too far away, the sex will take us longer than the journey itself.


map legend:
yellow area: That´s where you live
blue dot: Location of your orgasm

Me and my girlfriend are pretty open to everything

god damn, that was fucking smooth! you shall be repped accordingly.