where is that fella' porkmarras?
 

anyone know?

He left he started a big thread called Goodbye.

oh, how terribly lame.

yeah the bastard left

his oily hide is alive and well he's just had enough of the likes of you

I'm designing that kindergarden Sonic Youth website for all you kids.The moderator will be a vicious pedophile who'll go by the name of Brian.

sign me up.

i like the sound of this.
where do i sign up?

it seems so fun right?

Why did you change your name pork?

why did PORKMARRAS leave in fact? is he somewhere with saturnine?:)

the man with the plan is cantankerous ?

i'm starting to be confused

tell me about it,. i don't think cantankerous ever left, i think she was the man with the plan.

If ever a Days Of Our Sonic Lives update was needed, it's now.

If i ever put a record out right now,i'd have a bunch of obsessed fans even before they heard a single note of my music.

EEK!

EDIT - Sorry, I thought I saw a ghost.

The only registered poster who is porkmarras with a different username is the one who's doing the writing right now.Some rather strange individual hijacked my old username,which means that i can't log in under it anymore but i don't give a flying fig about it as i've posted the passwords on that thread myself.I then re-registered because,after all,i made some good friends on this board who alleviate the boredom in the office when there isn't much to do and i enjoy chatting to them as well as exchanging various musical experiences or non.Another thing for atari:you are quite deluded if you seriously decided that i'd leave because of you because i very rarely read your posts,threads etc.Why?Because i'm not interested in having endless and useless arguments with someone i don't know or care about on a music forum.Boo hoo!

Don't tell him that. He thinks we all wait for his posts with bated breath.

Of course, we only have your word for it that you're Porkmarras and not a troll posing as him.

No, I'd like you to guess the brand of my aftershave.

Try again.

That's better. I can now believe that you're wotsisname.

There's only one person that could have made this.^
Either that, or we have an art thief on this forum.

maybe his baby factory is in full swing and takes up all his time now?

Like there's a difference?

..thank god..

I am sorry to dissapoint you, but I am not Cantankerous.

Maybe he went to get a sidways haircut
Maybe he went to buy an air force parka

Where, where the hell is prokmarias

I don't think it is him. The real Porkmarras would've posted something hurtful about those nice ethnics, like Sanjeev who works in my corner shop who's a bit smelly but frightfully nice. Because he's a racist.

Edit: Porkmarras is a racist, not Sanjeev. Because, y'know, they can't be racist, can they?

Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.

Taught, tort, or tawt?

...:rolleyes:

i really like the days of our sonic lifes thing.

I will add nothing tasteful or intellgent, as i am bored and tired. I don't give a flying fuck, if Sarramkrop is actually the old porky.

And you might be?

Fiendish ghoul you are.

why "pork"marras anyway?