what's your malfunction?
 

bitch and moan!

I'm fucking bored.

very bad back, the stuff i'm working on at school is going badly, blablabla,

+1

maybe we should play the moaner-screamer game?

^ i knew this?

none, i am a perfect being.

im a little slow

well ok i am not perfect.

i can take things too seriously sometimes and i am a sensetive person but i dont think there is anything wrong with that.

I don't have much patience with people who just bitch and moan.It's counterproductive and never gets anything done.

yes, and it's boring to listen to when people do it all the time.

Totally boring.It simply isn't very appealing to listen to someone who's sole aim in life is to just drone on about their problems.Deal with them beacuse they won't go away by just talking endlessly.

"I'm bored" is simply teenagespeak for "I'm too lazy and/or unimaginative to think of something worthwhile to do, so I want you to find something for me but don't expect me to show any appreciation for your effort".

i find that very fat people who refuse to do anything about their situation but yearn for change whine on about being bored.

yeah, between mouthfulls of cadbury's creme egg.

slipped disk

my feet are cold and i want to wash my bedsheets but my housemate left all his shit in the washer and dryer, and the washer is acting up anyway...so ill just lift the top sheet over the bottom and use a blanket i guess...the sheets ae only dirty/smelly because i was sick and sweating a lot last week...and its so fucking hot in australia.

here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they've got me parking cars. :(

i have one?

I find that flagrant disregard for generally accepted punctuation and typographical or writing style guidelines, especially online, annoy me to no freaking end--such as using no space between a period and the beginning of the next sentence. What's up with that?

Other than that, I find I have little to bitch and moan about today.

i've had flu about two weeks ago and my lungs still aren't ok. so why was i born with weak airways? i don't smoke and live rather healthy, but i can't run for more than ten minutes without fainting.

Wow, that sucks. Sorry to hear that. I assume you've seen a doctor about this?

i'm either in good humour or bad humour, there is now grey area, i'm either yr best friend or best nightmare.

my Dad reckons i should be studied in a lab for this.

i dont see it as any malfunction though.

you can fit that ego inside a car?















only kidding, just think of it as a jumping off point to better jobs. :)

after a million years or so, all the cars became remote controlled. otherwise, it would be highly improbable. :(

Don't die, you can't die.

I tend to dislike what other people like and it makes me feel like an alien.

I obsessively chew the skin off of my lips.

my shoulder hurts after a fall three weeks ago.
I can't ride my bike because I need cash and it's too cold
I need spring!!!

I'm surrounded by Goo!

I am in a state of comformity, and I hate it.

i am soooooo broke & i can't stand it anymore!!!!!!!

My electricity has been going on/off all day at least four times now.
its spared me from having to listen to my neighbours band practice (well it forced them into soft acoustic ballad-y numbers)
but has fucked my thesis paper twice now, and forced me to do yoga in the dark (which i normally wouldnt mind due to my chronic sleeping probems and the overalll meditation ambiance the lack of light created) but i was sitting on my ball at the time and nearly cracked my head open on a hand weight when the lights went out.
UGH, i could sleep for a thousand years.

i think i'm becoming allergic to my doggy.