S & M
 

The sexually oriented threads continue.Any thoughts or experiences to share?I have no experience of it myself and am not willing to either.

apart from ocasional fucking, i'm totally asexual.










haha, or not.

This has hardly to do with proper "sex" but once a friend of mine heated a car key with his lighter in front of my eyes, and he put the incandescent key on the back of my right hand, and I, knowing that the key was fu*king hot, did not move a muscle, and actually quite enjoyed the pain (branding style)...the only drawback was that for a year and a half I had this key-like mark on my right hand. hard to explain to my parents, too.

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I would never do this shit.

i went out with a girl who was a real masochist once, it was kind of fun for a while, but then it got weird and she would say all this kind of disturbing stuff during sex, which would slightly kill the mood. luckily, because she was into being degraded i could just tell her to shut up.

The closer i ever got to something like that was this guy who was into role playing and insisted on me wearing a pair of black trousers during sex and he wanted me to call him names.I wasn't into that at all as i can't take role playing seriously.

He didn't see the funny side of me leaving,let's put it this way.

people who take sex seriously and can't see the funny side of it turn me off

I find role-playing to be hilarious and not much of a turn-on, but I do love the outfits and gear involved. Judicious use of pain and force can be very exciting if you're with the right person(s).

look who's turned up to lower the tone (savage clone)

The funny side i find exactly because of the seriousness that some of these people attach to having sex.It's a tricky one as i'm quite fascinated by mental violence with the right person rather than the whole ceremony of dressing up.

That's just what I do.

indeed, you are the SY board's very own advocate of perversion.

Having "funny sex" or "serious sex", is determined by the size of your cock and the amount of energy you put into it.
Enough said.

In that case i've mostly had a good time so far.

Translation:
If you're exceptionally well-endowed, you can tie your cock into a knot for BIG LAFFS!

Do any of you perverts talk while having sex?

Yes, but only if you dress in the appropriate boy scout outfit.

I sing

i forgot about tokolosh, he's far worse than savage clone

just have fun with sex i say. i mean dont take it serious otherwise you wont have any enjoyment in life. yeah why not try s & m it could be fun. i had a laugh when i did some.

I often sing Elvis as I ejaculate. And that's as much as you're getting out of me on this subject.

talking during sex can be really good fun.

thats nice

i am more of a john lee hooker type myself.

I written a couple of times I think, about a girl named Toni that was into it. I picked her up at a bar and she was hot and most ready.
We headed back to her place for after hours wine and she wanted to look at us in the mirror naked so we did that for what seemed like too long.
Then, we, well, I wouldn't say "retired," but went into her bedroom and did the deed. I express myself crudely because it sucked...physically we were very compatible, but there was no spark...it was really weird and a lot like how a lot of my ex-girlfriends had described to me their "meaningless" past sexual relationships...yet they all seem to leave...oh well, go figure.
**the pain**the pain haha*
...but back to the story.,.
The next morning she opened up a drawer with some S & M paraphernalia (haha)...(I think she also had a whole chest/truck full of other stuff (some S & M regalia if memory serves) and I kinda sorta, well, you know, (after leaving that next day) really didn't ever call her back. I think it may have just been a little much for me and although I have great suppressed anger, I wouldn't ever want to take out that rage on a woman, I just wouldn't. I think they may have a sickness* or something, or that I'm just personally uptight about S & M.
We did, however, hook up a couple of more times in the not-to-distant future, but the sex was never very remarkable.

Now, this friend of mine was with this gal* for awhile (& she always liked me and that plays in a bit)...
I've written about it before (too), and, it's a much more interesting story (I suppose) for another time as I am already "running long" here...

if you are feeling sinister, go off and see a minister

I was whipped by a girl once. It wasn't sexually pleasureful to me at all. I couldn't stop laughing though. It really disturbed her that everytime the whip came down I laughed harder, and the fact that it disturbed her made me laugh harder.


I enjoy biting and being bitten though.

The worst is laughing during sex. My ex always got me so hyped up on sugar (ice cream sandwiches). And then she'd think I was laughing at her. Nonetheless, it was funny

It looks like your imagination runs wild, when you think of me.

er no, you posted pictures of people in body stockings and said how hot they were.

But they are! I take it that you have a fear for zentai then?
It's pretty normal these days, you know? Besides, how can you hate something you've never tried? Wuss! :)

reading your posts is like reading the NAMBLA website, i.e. you take pride in and are oblivous to how creepy you are.

Easy now Mr Bowels. I don't have plans to seduce a kid like you. Chill. I thought forums were for having fun, amongst other things.

why is everybody pissed off today?

i dont know, but that photo of your "boobies" in the other thread was hilarious.

ha, you like my boobies... i use them to make my videos.

very nice. action!!