Yr Shopping Lists
 

I need to buy some petrol and some vegetable mix for stir fry (the supermarket was sold out of the latter yesterday).

i need ehm i need ehm i need ehm

breakfast?

i need an alka-seltzer too...

Wind-eze, that's what you need mate.

For today i need:
Carrots
Potatoes
A few bags of orange and brown lentils
Records( i haven't decided what i'm gonna get and that's a list in itself)
Linx bodyspray
Shampoo
Coffee
Milk
Sugar
Books(Again,that's another list in itself)
A pair of new shoes
Weekly bus pass
I'm getting some new software for my synth from a guy on the gumtree website but i'm not gonna make the trip just today


I'll edit and add some more.

trapped wind? you think i need help farting?

here, here's one i send in your general direction...

Go to Reckless and get the Narita Munehiro "Ether" CD that they have in the avant-garde section. I think it was about 8 or 9 quid.

best thread ever?


i wanna be one of those old ladies on the supermarket, i want a shopping list.

what should i buy beyond toilet paper?

haha

and it has to be on a "shopping pad" with entries written in blue, cursive writing that is hard to read.

It always helps to have milk and bread on any shopping list.

If you're going to do an old lady-type list, you should have cat food too, and some kind of boiled sweets.

haha yeah...




the fun part is running over some kids.

Before i get that i'd like to find Steamboat Switzerland's 'Wertmuller'.

I currently need to go out and buy a few packs of guitar strings.

the final additions to my SY vinyl collection most notably confusion is sex on neutral which i am trying to find.

some decent socks
records (dont get me started)
some new drum mallets
an e bow
a case for my ipod
new clothes (too many to mention)

This week: Fags, booze.
Next week: Fags, booze.
The week after: Fags, booze, ass.
The week after that: Fags, booze, contraception.
The week after that: Fags, booze.

i've 30 euros to survive till the end of the month.

haha

ohoh

shit

surely the contraception should come before the ass.

I'm a gentleman. I generally ejaculate around the ass or mouth area on the first date. I'm hurt and offended at your suggestion that I am anything otherwise, and I bid you good day sir.

my humblest apologies to you sir. may you have my first born child as payment for my misgivings.

Sir, 'twould be terrifically bold of me to accept such an offering. Nay, think of what society might think of our illicit exchange? I suggest a mere sacrifice of lamb, or fowl, at the alter of the nearest Synagogue, to recompense for your grave misgivings. Or you could PM me some horse porn, either or.

sir,

your horse porn delight has sickened me beyond belief. i have penned a stronly worded letter to the duke of leicester asking for his assistance in taking ten of your livestock as payment for such a slanderous slur on the good nature of horses.

i assume that your outburst can only be because i am to wed your sister next week.

may god have mercy on your soul.

I have -$400.00 :(

haa, niice!

dont worry,


:p

hahaha. Funny thing, because I just did an ad in class about prostitution. It shows a girl with her head propped up and her mouth open, and on top it says "When it comes to time and money, make sure every cent is worth it". If my teacher fails me for offensive material, I could just say it's an ironic approach at sex appeal being a misleading factor in youth culture, because there's no article about it.

The Duke of Leicester, you say? That ne'er do well could fain buckle a child's galosh, let alone garner the wherewithal to disenfranchise me of my livestock! Slander is but the distemper of your crapulous nature, good sir. I trust this missive will serve to dislodge your good continence.

My sister, as well you know, is a vile-tempered harlot, and you are more than welcome to her.

An egg, you mean? :p

scarcasm is the lowest form of whit. but well done sir.

I take my comic inspiration from Eddie Large.


(he's the one on the left)

i thought you were more of a cannon and ball sort of fella.

No, too sophisticated.

noddy is fucking cool. haha