this is false.

I've worn shorts outside of the house less than 5 times in the last 3 years.

i get out in skirts or dresses quite often but my skin is destined to stay pale.

I'm not super pale and my tans fade very, very, very slowly. So like one week in the sun per 2 years is enough to keep me from looking like some Transylvania Count.

wow you're so right, how did you know?

i'm all pale by the way. i did get a slight tan after getting a sunburn at the seaside but it's all gone already.

I believe that only a dozen of you fiends out there know anything of merit about hot sauce.

Milk is the only way to neutralize the active 'spicy' (capsaicin)ingredient in chili-based products/food.

true, you need something fat to neutralize spicy things, water doesn't help because it washes all the fat away even more and makes the effects stronger.

Chili, schmili. I'm coming at my food habanero,jalapeno,wasabi,cayenne pepper strong!

Real wasabi is very rare and most 'wasabi' in paste form is just colored horseradish.

Mustard's spiciness goes on a curve from how long it is steeped in water before added vinegar, 0-15 minutes. 15 minutes being the peak of hotness. The temperature of water also has an effect, colder water produces a spicier mustard.

you mean like ricci lake?

haha, suckers.

might work if you can fit her into your mouth.

Not if you buy it from Japan,which I have, and yes it is very different from the wasabi most western eastern eateries one would frequent.

Last time I wore shorts was the day I had to walk through a thorn patch.... no joke.

i feel for you.

time to get some sleep now. i'm leaving for london tomorrow.

Bon Voyage!

I bet ploesj will play this song on loop all day tomorrow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AlH2oYedfk

merci beaucoup!

play? i'll be singing that!