I bet Dead-Air is actually Dick Cheney secretly visiting this forum as a way of expressing his eccentric need to communicate with those who probably hate him

I bet Josh is actually Andrew WK

I bet my daughter being gay has secretly opened my mind to Sonic Youth...

er...

I mean, I bet that Kloriel is actually a well paid accountant.

Oh lawd, sometimes I wish I was. Party Party Party.

oh my god that'd be awesome

i think stu666 and i could make some sweet music together.
i think davenotdead is dead, yet he still masturbates to pix of satan.
i think swa(y) pretends to be an ahole but is actually a nice f-ing guy.
i think floslobot is the luckiest guy on board. being a robot ANDs gotta hot wife? come on.
i dont think dirty bunny is a filthy rabbit at all, i think shes a hot girl in disguise of some fluff.

Actually you haven't pretended to be an a-hole in more months than I can recall.

I suspect demonrail666 still owns an autographed Def Leppard poster.

I know. :( I miss the swa(y) that was easily worked up.

the new swa(y) is all calm, cool and collected.

what's with that shit? what have you done with the real swa(y)?

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I bet davenotdead will be given his own boy-band to lead as hush-money, in exchange for not telling the world that he got Miley pregnant.

I bet davenotdead promised floatingslowly a slot as the "older by great on the mic" boy-band member, in exchange for telling the world that he got Miley pregnant.

I have an autographed satan rubber ducky signed by all the members of Deerhoof if anyone wants to buy it for like over 9000 bucks.

i totally agree! ;)

I bet noisereductions gets strange stares from black people on the road who hear him jamming to the latest Slim Thug album

the world is a terrible/wonderful place, innit?

I think floaty hates me now, and wishes he could gank me

I think zombot wishes she could be a real girl sometimes, but will never admit it.

I think Davenotdead would bang anything that moves, but that's not really a secret.

i think most people on here have really pale legs.

hahahaa

guilty

I bet 1/3 of the people don't listen to 1/2 of the music that 2/3 of the 3/3 that make up this board talk about.

thats only my internet persona. ;)

internet personas are for suckers.

I'm coming real with this shit.

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I bet Satan uses SPF-75 nightcream.

I bet floatingslowly loves The Plugz.

i actually like them. (mine, not just yours)