Marinated in Red Bull.

real beatings over the remote control are even better

it's slang for "buffalo-spiced"

Atsonicpark,

See those nubbins on the side? Those are wings, they have stickiness on their underside.





You fold them around and stick them to the outside of your underwear.

on mud?

he means as in "the darn thing's got wings!" ala maxipad. panty liners ffs.


[edit: too slow :( ]

this is turning into a "how to be a girl" thread.

i hope gmku is not taking notes.

ew ew ew ew ew


tip number 80470857 for girls: DO NOT WEAR PADS. YOU WILL SMELL.

unless you like smelling like a dead animal/rotted roast beef and sitting in your own blood

But I hear that's the fragrance this year???

I can smell periods.


:|

sheeeettt, wear pads at night-- no toxic shock syndrome.

i wear tampons when i sleep and i've never gotten toxic shock. i couldn't wear a pad anyway, i sleep on my side and the blood would run down my leg and get all over my white sheets.

women are weird

rainin' blood!!!!

well you've only been flushing your uterus for a handful of years

tampons require frequent change

tss is rare anyway but always possible.

read up a bit.

ive never slept with a woman who, how shall we say it, "drools" at night, and i've slept with a good number. (i mean sleep, not fuck.)

get one of those jumbo towels and a pair of cotton panties and blow it all out with confidence

i've read alllllll about it dear.
you can safely wear a tampon for up to 8 hours.
gross. i'm doing fine the way i handle it now, thank you.

you never oversleep?





heh heh, i love that picture

i barely sleep at all

Waah, Bodyformmm, Bodyform for yoooou!

(Ancient and excruciatingly bad English tampon ad jingle)