well you're older but i'm the man so maybe we could be equal... except that you're too short to be equal!

it's nature

"Aaaaaand CUT!" perfect shot, guys! :)

no problem, i can answer any questions you might have, about marriage or anything

think what our children would be like with me to educate them about life, the world and gender roles.

the gay yakuza

i'm not having my kids educated by bloody germans

they're just like normal gangsters except they like it up the wrong 'un?

that and they mark every male conquest into their katana

you could call it their "Shonen Knife"

you dont have to be german to teach your kids to be fascist.

that's beside the point

That grin is so cute. Anyways, I like older people, not necessarly too old. And they don't have to be cute. You are still cute in my eyes.

Had to bring the photo to the new page, eh?

Oh well, it is his pic thread and that is a future classic.

Of course, people have to know the sexiness that is T&B.

Are public Toilets the best place to meet your lifetime partner?

Und was ist falsch mit denen? Ihre Genuss von David Hasselhof? Ihre Geschicte mit dem Mann, der ein komischen Schnurrbart hat? Die geschamckslose Kinder-Eier?

I just realize this is not the Porky thread.

Who's for ze cofffe und doughnuts?

Yes, if a lifelong diseased partner is what you're looking for.