Originally Posted by gmku

Indeed. I have bushes but the neighbor's beagle would alert me something was wrong. While shocked, I would welcome the break in my routine and, like you, invite him inside for coffee or a beer, depending on time of day, then offer him a tour of the city and maybe we'd go downtown and check out the record stores and visit a few of the better watering holes.

Originally Posted by Glice

This is a shit thread apart from the hilarious idea of T&B and Marras fighting each other when they're both clearly the least fighterly men alive.

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i'll have you know i've been learning martial arts for six months

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

I have only been in a fight once in my entire life and that was at school.