In the outskirts of the world, Madonna stood in silence listening to Expressway to yr Skull.

The cat stood up, back arched, it's hair standing on end.

Kim ran out of the house and into the garage.

Steve grabbed the groovebox & ran into the other room & programmed a beat from an ancient memory...he hurried back, snatching up a snare & some sticks, a tape recorder & a microphone line-in in the process & when that beat started goin' down all around, in that moment, out in the garage (which only served to add an extra bass effect to the proceedings), Kim realized what she must do.

Where she brought out a bass and microphone.

While everyone was freaking out, Coco lay in bed dreaming of her band "Lightbulb", and how it would one day be bigger than life.

And bigger than Sonic Youth.

(double posting)

Meanwhile, Cantankerous was hopped up on the injection white coat man had given her, and was grooving to her own beat; whilst stroking the cat absent-mindedly.

Kim started rocking like never before, in tune to Lee's groovebox.

And steve came in rocking harder than ever.

It felt just like the good old days, all over again.

Then they bursted, with The Burning Spear.

All hell broke loose, and the house started to shake.

'What the...holy f***' said the cat as lightning flashed outside.

In Europe it was storming too, and Hip Priest and tokolosh were experiencing the same.

(Fuck, it's storming here today)

It was a storm of biblical proportions.

Rivers burst, expanding over their floodplains.

Fish fell from the skies (much to the excitement of the cat).

Much laundry was lost.

'F***ing happy f***ing days!' laughed the cat it licked its lips.

The fish flopped; maddeningly close to the cat.

The cat writhed in Cantankerous' arms.

'Cripes', said Kim, 'I think I left the washing out on the line'.

Cantankerous took a bite out of the cat, swallowing fur and cat blood.

Thurston watched as the cat was torn to pieces.

Thurston looked up in horror, as he realised that Cantankerous had actually bitten the cat.

If I am to die
I Shall return to haunt you,
Ever round your midnight bed
Horrid sprites shall haunt you,
recited the cat as life slipped fom it's limp, bloody body.

''Oh no!'' screamed Kim. "Coco's gonna freak out when she hears what happened to Goo".

Cantankerous decided to call Chris Habib up.

Enter one Coco Gordon Moore, complete with a book entitled ''Helter Skeleter'', it happened to be the story of charles Manson, who she was somewhat enamored with.

Coco spied Cantankerous across the room, chowing down on her beloved kitty.

She waved the book saying, "Do ya know how Sharon died?"

The silence was broken by his ringtone of ''My Humps'', by the Black Eyed Peas, he wondered which booty call this could be.

With some trepidation, he swung his legs over the edge of the bed and pressed the pick up button on his Motorola L6 Razr.

''Hello''....'hey this is Daycare Nation and Rather ripped rocks'......''fucking amateur!''

"Haha," laughed Chris Habib as he started to do one hand push ups on the floor beside his bed, "I know who this is."

Daycare was excited to hear that someone knew who he was.

Meanwhile, Coco was plotting the ultimate vengeance on the head of Cantankerous alias Saturnine alias Cantankernine alias Canstankerpuss, this would entail a lot of bleach and creativity.

An angel appeared, humming S Club 7's "Don't Stop Movin'" to himself.