I dunno for sure but I heard something about Cain killing Abel? Cain then went to a psych ward for evaluation and hasn't been seen since.

Is it really true that Thurston Kicked Bob Bert out of the band because he was head cheerleader in middle school? I know Thurston tried out for this part several times but never got it.

That was like 85% of it. The rest had to do with some limited edition ? and the Mysterians LPs.

Thanks for filling me in on the extra 15%. I always thought Thurston was better at cheerleading.

Yeah. But this was like the lame jumping up and down cheerleading. Thurston has it in the bag when it comes to the gymnastics-cheerleading hybrid.

You mean Indie Guitar Cheering?

Yeah. But that's only what it was called post-HuskerDu84.

Oh so indie guitar cheering is what it's been called ever since Axl Rose left Husker Du.

Yeah. Back before he joined and while he was in it it was called 3-chord Cheerleading.

What about before Husker Du existed or is that just a myth?

Husker Du IS time. There is NO before Husker Du.

Yeah I believe in Husker Du. That Bono shit is just ridiculous.

Thurston was just pissed because Bob's cartwheels weren't up to par.

Husker Du and Chuck Norris invented the universe.

In the book of Norris it says that Husker Du and Chuck Norris started a supergroup before time existed to create the universe. They were called Tears for Fears.

I heard that Husker Du and Norris just THOUGHT about the universe and scared it into inventing itself.

Also, a group by the name of Erasure popped out of an atom's nucleus a billionth of a second after the universe was created and right then Tears For Fears and Erasure sang the hit song "Chains Of Love" and buttzsexed in an atom.

Who's Buttzsexing?

That Atom evolved and became the super group called Rock n Roll NWA consisting of Dr. Dre and Patti Smith.

My favorite band of all time. When Kate Bush did a duet with Dre that one time.. heaven.

Tears For Fears and Erasure!

Fuck Yeah! kate can spit some mean rymes. My favorite song by Rock n Roll NWA would have to be Straight Outta Redondo.

That first LP by Rock N Roll NWA is the shiznite!

Didn't Elvis, do overdubs of that album? I also heard that him and Kim were involved in a love octagon with: J. Mascis, HR from bad brains, Andy Warhol, Frank Zappa, Luther Vandross, and Mike Watt. If not then why is that sex video all over the internet, and who did all the video editing on it, and what programs did they use, and AAARRRRHHHHHHHH SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!!!!

This 'sonic youth' band sound kinda interesting.

RdTv, no chance. At that time Elvis was working for the Lithuanian government, stapling broccoli to cardigans.

My uncle worked with him on that job. Those Lithuanians fucking love their broccoli.

Hannah- They are interesting. They like teh buttzsex.

schizophrnicroom - was your uncle the mysterious Mr X who I've seen mentioned in the literature? I quote -

At this time Elvis was having problems - not only could he not operate the stapler properly ('it keeps breaking', he would cry plaintively), but he was also under presure from a certian 'Mr X', a Lithuanian government official who would force Elvis to attach sticky tape to lobsters whenever he went wrong. Many years after his broccoli work, Elvis was reputed to have said 'That stapler was f*&^ing designed no to work for me, uh-huh, and Mr X was always there to criticise, making me attach sticky tape to lobster's backs every time the stapler broke, or I dropped the broccoli, uh-huh. God, I'd like to get that guy back - force him to put oranges inside vases or something, see how he likes it...uh-huh.'

A harrowing time for the man, clearly.

You bet. Mr. 3 X.

When did Elvis do the overdubs for that album Before or after he was working for the lituanian goverment?

i like sonic youth
i like to brush my tooth
i like to be a goof
i like to eat cheese puffs
i like that horse's hoof

what do u think of my poem

because everything else so believable!!

i don't care if i'm not funny, bye bye

A bit before.

Every-e!

If I may:

In the book Elvis is Dead so we can't be Sued For Lying About Him, 'Doctor' Theodore Shiyte claims that the background noise on the famous final overdub is the commotion of the studio engineers trying to prevent the Lithuanian 'Mr X' from taking Elvis to Vilnius, where he was already two days overdue.

chuck norris is getting a cartoon on adult swim. he's a comodified pansy. he looks like a flabby rabi.

Sounds like a Fall song!

It sounds like a Fall track that would be played while Chuck Norris gets Tower Of Pisa'd by Vin Diesel. I saw that happen before at a Minor Threat/Tori Amos concert in '73, and shit, it was scary.

My uncle had to go into hiding after that book came out. I miss him.

hi schizo

yo every-e

Chuck Norris is a pansy in real life. All the shit they say about him is completely off-base.

Your ass is going down.

But it is true to some extent.

norris for life!!