who are you telling to shut up, me or him?
cantankerous:
ill tempered and quarrelsome.

a. see above.
b. i'm sick.

hi cankers!

i was just kidding, daahhllinggg

you know whats a killjoy?


living in new mexico

this just made me jolly so i will spare my fury for another day

AH! BOB SAGET!

at least i have my kidneys



cackbrains

I have my kidneys too, man on film

FUCK SALT

who's the guy with the baroque turtleneck? trendy...

Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries, Find out who gives a shit about big foot.

UPDATE, apparently no one gives a shit so fuck him

hahaha

where did cankers go?

hi.

oh there you are

you still in st louis canks?

yeah

All You Ever Do Is Stay At Home And Play With Your Tits And Look At Your Ass At The Same Time!!!!
*wife Throws Hot Soup At Him*

oh i see.

what have you been up to? going to new york for new years?

just for you
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3AQagqs9HVM

i was being stupid, i seems to be what everyone says, she was sick of me saying she looked like the GB so i though id give her the answer im sure shes not sick of

i'm tired of that one too
jesus stop treating me like a queen please. i'm a bitch, not a diva.

oh i know that, i was still being an ass in that last comment

ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha

yo, you going to be in the city for NYE?

you and your dude should come to this sick party my friend is throwing

i don't have a problem with people being assholes, i have a problem with people irritating the fucking shit out of me. conversely, i don't like it when people don't speak up when i'm irritating them. bunch of fucking pussies.



precisely

well fuck if you guys can't talk like entertaining drunks i'm taking my buzz elswehere.

good nights.

HBIC is retiring for the evening and the rest of tomorrow as well.
sweet dreams, bitches.

*inserts picture of penis*

why? you wanna add it to your spank bank?

I'm not sure which one is Alien and which one is Sway:

i'd say, dan's on the left and swa(y)'s right.

maybe if u didnt fuck your mom we wouldnt of turned out like that, Daddy Norma

i dont see the point of it

hahahahahah pwn.

Are you saying Sway is my son?

Lets not say things we can't take back.:p

it's so cold here :(

Oh I'm not trying to be clever, Sway. Aliens rebuttal was the damnest insult one could inflict upon another. I couldn't imagine having to raise you. You think your real dad is laughing?

and then chuck norris will just pop out

that and the last 2-3 posts were such thread kills.

maybe if u didnt fuck your mom we wouldnt of turned out like that, Daddy Norma




(take 2)