actually i have a 9mm in my bedroom closet. on the top shelf.

no. i'll probably just sever a finger but it will teach you not to fuck with me.

That should be under your pillow, no chick on their own in a city should be without a gun under their pillow. Did you not watch the Mary Tyler Show?

You wanted me to stalk you a few months ago. Oh how things change. *wipes tears away*

should it?

just a forewarning, i'll be waiting on the roof for you fuckers.

i did? i don't remember specifically telling you to stalk me. i remember telling you that you were good looking.

Don't worry, I have no money or desire. All feeling for desire is dead in me.

A passing comment about me in the shrubs outside your house.

Although, don't fear, like Synth I have no money to stalk. That and I'm married with a cat.

when did this happen? the being married thing.

Well, may aswell be.

You still attached, 'tankerous?

yep. i can't see it any other way. being single at this point would be weird.

Weird? How? As in you've adapted your life around someone and vice versa, that you pair are now basically one and any form of detachment would off set your life, kind of thing?

exactly. like it would just feel...wrong if we split up suddenly. and i couldn't find any sort of suitable replacement.

Completely understandable.

thats it! i am now your stalker. prepare yourself.

love Ya camouflage
 

I love the baa ba black sheep outfit, can I have one too! But please make sure mine doesn't look like Im sitting on a cactus will ya. :o :) ;)

Love ya picture!! Where'd ya get the pic?

I once had a stalker that left me so perturbed I was forced to pretend to quit the board.I then registered again under a reverse psuedonymn.

nobody stalks me...i wouldn't mind if norma J was hiding in the bushes outside my house.

thanks.
i can't say i'd exactly mind (there are no bushes in close proximity to my apartment but i guess he could hide on my fire escape and when i go to put a record on i would see him through my window...) if he was hiding outside my dwelling, however it would be a little bit of a shock initially then i'd probably invite him in for coffee and perhaps we could swap fishing stories.

Ps, that is SO larry david.

Indeed. I have bushes but the neighbor's beagle would alert me something was wrong. While shocked, I would welcome the break in my routine and, like you, invite him inside for coffee or a beer, depending on time of day, then offer him a tour of the city and maybe we'd go downtown and check out the record stores and visit a few of the better watering holes.

sez who? how do you know your stalkers don't just lurk in the dark, and ogle, and touch themselves? :p