Yes... I think I'm falling in love with a married woman.

Who's married?

Besides, that wouldn't be 'cheating,' that'd be being 'progressive.'

sweetie, we don't want to hear about yeast infections-- that's an exception rather than the rule (isn't it, in your universe?) :p

(okay, that was just a tease. but you had it coming).

but anyway yes i love tuna both canned & grilled & raw, and all manner of fish & seafood, both raw & uncooked. :D

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did i mention i'm going back to my usual smilie abuse? it's because i'm tired of annoying misinterpretations and mind-reading fools. porkie will hate me for this, but really it's proven to work better.

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"love" is nothing but vapors from the gonads overtaking the brain. not hers, i mean (though odors are powerful aphrodisiacs), but rather your own internal steam pressure breaking the valves & leaking to the wrong places. you know what i mean?

I thought those photo's you posted, were of your wed................ :)
You naughty little devil, you!!

She goes to like 6 weddings a week.

ha ha, maybe half of those are her own. i hear she keeps a large harem somewhere in utah... toko is next.

There are old ladies like that in the village where I used to live.

Mind you, they go to the funerals of people they don't know too.

I don't mind being enslaved by a woman, but I'll have to think about letting her "Ride me like a rodeo donkey".

Edit: Porkmarras, please put that knife down. You're making me nervous.

Don't knock it 'till you try it.

I'll try anything, but I might regret it later. Besides, this could be way out of my league.

eh, save your regrets for the things you haven't done. rodeos are fun! and what's a couple of broken ribs, or a bashed head, for the thrill of some spectacular memories, huh?

Word!