My pores are craterous.




*Edit: I just saw Titty's eye pic. Now I'm a copycat.

That green hair is ultra-delicious.

**Edit: This photo is fucking massive. Apologies.

***My edits don't line up. Ballbags.

oh truncy. what a beautiful eye you have.

Why thank you, I was about to say the same of yours.

Let's do the nasty.

*Edit: I only just thought to check that photo for eye boogers. All clear.

with pleasure.



pun intended.

Truncated, you don't look as evil as you really are. Its sort of a downer.

In the spirit of this thread,





Depravity!

im david yow bitch

i am surprised that didn't get your attention. i have far more depraved imagery available and at hand but i think i'll pass because it could probably get us shut down.

This page of the thread rules on several levels.

truncated: certainly not as evil as we'd hoped?

You sure gave her a wicked center part there.

!there's hot girls on a plane!

Fuck yeah in shorts. Shorts is the only way to go when rockin out.

shorts are horrible.

Wrong

I always play in shorts....but then again I'm a drummer and sweat like a pig.

I'm afraid but you are wrong and a sinner.Somebody help me but these people need shooting!

Aw, come on. You could take me home to your mother.

Look at that face. The picture of purity.

Then again, that was a year ago. God knows what kind of monstrosity I've become.

Sweet.You look sweet.

The only thing that puzzles me is..........sugardaddy?:)

No, but he's good for an ass-pounding, and spunks like a lapsed Tibetan.

(This is a joke. We do not have sexual relations. Especially not when my hair looks like that.)

Here's my take on the shorts controversy. I think it's perfectly acceptable to wear shorts walking around your house, going to the store, even casually walking around the pedestrian mall downtown or lingering over a cup of coffee in the coffee house with a friend or two. However, I think it looks just wrong when playing an instrument on stage.

Is this the consensus around here?

I have said many times that shorts onstage are totally unrock, archival pics of Rollins notwithstanding. Usually shorts onstage are nowadays accompanied by shaved heads and pointily-sculpted goatees as well. I shudder.
Edit:
I am willing in some cases to make exceptions for drummers. They are the athletes in bands, and deserve some slack. Most of the time they are like newscasters behind a desk anyway, and we have no idea what they look like from the waist down.

There's a blues piano guy here in the local scene, fairly youngish, too. Goes barefoot on stage, sitting at the piano. I can't stand it. The whole time I'm sitting there and his feet are distracting me, I'm thinking, what is with the hippie look, put on some damned Converse or something.

he always played barefoot

Shorts seemed to be big with a few late 80s long-haired hardcore/punk/grunge bands, especially in Seattle.

yeah, figures.

Barefoot onstage musicians generally bug me too.
I have seen a few that transcended it, but most just look like jackasses.

Again, some drummers need to remove shoes. I understand this. One of the finest drummers I know requires socks only to be able to play his best.

drummers are a species on their own.
i saw some playing naked,and they had reasons to do so.

You got'r.

soooo hot
want to touch the hiney

With a witty come-on like that, I'll bet she's booking a flight to Texas right now!

Wait til you see the other half.

Blow my fucking brains out then! I almost forgot that image is the most important thing in music. Good thing the cool kids reminded me. So who is gonna take the first shot?

i am better looking than you.

Stop taking these glamour shots and photoshopping them beautifully and making everyone else look like utter shit.

Or keep doing it. More power to ya.

ffs glamour shot my ass.

This is me as a clown, in a still from a movie my friend and I are making.

Photoshopping nonetheless. That wasn't meant to be an insult, it's a very nice photo either way.