Everything, my friend, everything.

I thought HR was Bob Marley.

Yeah, I heard about Lee and Mary but it was from a pretty unreliable source. Jesus could barely talk let alone fill me in on Lee's Love Life.

Wait! Bob Marley or Kiss Army?

kiss army or andrew wk?

KISS ARMY!!

or MOTHERS AGAINST NOISE.

Now im confused. Andrew W.K. or Hulk Hogan?

The Hoff.

The Fonz once dated Jim's mother back in 22.

the hulkster

he is a real american

i'm off to bed, nighty night

Ric Flair fucks up Hulkster anyday. WHOOOOO!

Flair's okay, but he's not Triple H, oh no.

HA!

blah
this is all old news

Someone from the Red Cross? A first aid guy?

ok i have a question

what member of sonic youth has the most aperances in the guiness book of world records

easy. Thurston Moore. Most records in a collection, most stolen records, most types of records for a certain genre, most genres in a record collection, and really the list goes on.....

There is actually a seperate book called "Guiness Book Of Records Broken By Thurston Moore"

I have an edition of that in pink! His records are amazing.

sonic youth and wesley willis need to do a song together.

I heard Beck is actually taller than Thurston and sometimes they switch identities

i would not doubt it man. the media distorts everything

This is true. I was at a show where both were doing circus acts, and one second Beck was on the trapeze, then there was a poof of smoke and Beck disappeared and Thurston came out, and it was weird.

Was that when they were with Barnum & Bailey's or the Spanish Circus?

It was that Ecuadorian Circus where they wore assless chaps half the show, and the other half fruit baskets on their head.

Ahh. I missed that circus. I had tickets but I went to Kim's freestyle breakdance competition instead.

Shit, how did that go?

Kim owned up as always. Her opponents were: Godzilla, Jesus(drunk as usual), and some british kid.

that british kid was ringo starr

I take it Kim won?

Jesus needs AA BAD. For our savior, he's quite a disgrace. He always hits on me.

I think he's going to mandatory AA because of all of his DUIs. Yeah, Kim won.

I wonder where the fuck Moses is. I don't see him at the clubs any more.

Him and Jesus had a big falling out.

Damn it. Was that before or after Haysoos caught him Eiffel Towering Mary Magdalene?

Before.

Ahh, ok.

What about Cain and Abel? I haven't seen those tubby bitches since Steve got drunk during that crazy night in Tallahassee and came out on stage with a a lampshade on his head.

I have one of the fruit baskets from that show
Beck gave it to me and told me he was Thurston, I think he was tryin to get a BJ
Thurston was way cuter and his ass wasn't all bumpy like Beck's was :p

aaa me first post on the new board poppin my cherry in a sweet insanity thread ..

This thread has the funniest shit I have ever read. This is the one and only thread that I actually laugh out loud while reading it. Eiffel Towering might be the funniest phrase ever.

I agree

I hope this thread never dies

Eiffel Towering is very kickass.

SugarLips- Isn't his bony ass bumpy? They should make stuff for that crap. Welcome! And oh yeah, Beck whines for BJs every night during his Fruit Basket circus act with T. I swear. That whiny bitch'll get Eiffel Towered hard one day.