damn dude, i don't know what you consider "sex", but it's like being bored of food...

sports fucking is a form of sex and it gets boring fast. maybe you need to explore other... hm... what can i call this... methods? sex is an art, and like with art, practice makes perfect, and opens new dimensions... i don't know, maybe you have a different experience but this is not good, this apathy. just a friendly observation.

I have tried everything, and all the time, I come to the same conclusion, eh whatever it was just sex, nothing special.

it's not about trying "things"-- what's missing is the feeling, the beauty of it. that's why it's not "special". too mechanical perhaps.

just dropped in to say this. gotta go crash.

you know, having had sex (not necassarily intercourse, but forms of sex, the intercourse wasn't until i was 17) since i was 14... it's been 7 years... and i can honestly say that, yeah, now finally i'm getting kind of bored with it. not that i want to exclude it, but it just doesn't thrill me as much anymore. i don't get the insane urges i used to get. my girlfriend of 4 years still does, but she never masturbates. and when i masturbate, it hardly feels good. unless i have my other fingers in my ass. fun.

so yeah... sex kinda gets old after years...

mark e smith says pornography is bad for the spirit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc0OO1euLiE

Errrr... Ok.

No, it wasn't mechanical with my ex, I went down on him, while he was driving. Oh there is feelings or was, but for me I rather have a converation, that really turns me on.

no no man i think you're missing the point. going down on someone while you're driving or being blown while you're driving is neither this nor that. it's is neutral. you can get blown by the love of your life or you can get blown by a cheap hooker. it's not the act but the feeling that counts.

to me, sex is the best conversation ever.

i dont know man-- im just saying-- you're missing something. i don't know/ can't tell what it is. but this is something to consider. there's a problem there, in the whole "boredom" thing-- consider checking it. it's related to your emotions i think. if you prefer to respond via PM, that would be a good idea. i don't like posting too much personal shit on this cesspool. :p

Please bust a nut at least every other day, y'all.

i have to tell someone of this amazing orgasm i had today

i went numb..i had pins and needles throughout my whole body, i couldn't move, i sat there laughing about how i was unable to do anything, my hands were stuck out flat and even my eye balls were twitching that my girlfriend could notice. It eventually wore off after 5 minutes.

never have i had experienced it before

please, not us.

IM AVERTING MY EYES

oh please, its an orgasm big deal, we are all mostly adults here

i was hoping silly comments would be avoided and the discussion of amazing orgasms would commence but i guess not

that sounds scary, to be honest. are you sure it was an orgasm and not some other kind of symptom the orgasm made surface? :D

too much motherfuckin information



I CONTINUE AVERTING MY EYES.

why would we want to do that?

besides that, it sounds like you had a seizure.

go get yr head checked.

and i shall avert my eyes from !@#$# boring posts :p

anyway
haha yeh i hope its not something bad that came with the orgasm, it was very weird..i wonder if its normal?

wait until i start posting the daliy report of my defecations!!

you will be thrilled.

tuesday, feb. 5, 7:32 am. ...

with a bajillionty under my belt, I'd say NO.

is it different to the shit you normally dribble?

:p

if you want to talk fecal i can bring up my stomach ache from yesterday :)

ok, you kids have fun discussing the more serious points of shit and cum.

I'm going to find something else to do.

BIGGER. BULKIER. BETTER.

a mass of pale green, softly dissolving in the water.

there were whiffs or garlic in the air.

a strong hint of fish as well. (IT WAS FLOUNDER)

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and would you guess yesterday i ate blueberries for breakfast? I HAVE PROOF.

i never understood why people write about these sorts of things ont heinternet.is it a compulsion? you would be floored, possibly repulsed if i told you half the shit thats gone down int he past week ALOne so i digress.

SAYIN'

oh please cantankerous tell me more about your hepatitis i'm eagerly waiting to read more about it.

eat me.

hott

no way with like the 80 cigs you smoke a day (emmah only smokes 4 a day now) i dont think it would be very nice :)

women just need to have some penis power inside them: http://youtube.com/watch?v=WAwLYJYsa0A

anyway.

MY URINE

drank coffee this morning, so there was a whiff in the air. clear and abundant.

on a different front, waiting for the pork sanwich to make its appearance (it was head cheese & mustard on a ciabatta).

o sweet internet that lets me display my bodily functions to the world

it's like i'm pissing on all of you.

can you smell the french roast?

a whole year?

are you sure you're not taking something a bit stronger than coffee? like meth?

and guys need to calm the vagina power revolution: http://www.vaginapowertv.com/

sorry, i edited.

i think head cheese & mustard shouldn't be left out


just wanted to join the public diplay of bodily functions, before all the advertising space is sold.

yeah well, my mouth tastes of raw ramen noodles...because i just ate some raw ramen noodles (well not raw but fresh off the pack).

nice. keep us informed as it comes back, if you puke in your mouth a little & all.

fuck privacy.

let it all hang out.

nah, my esophagus is chilling tonight, no nasty shit. i might burp once but that's it.

keep detailed logs.

public ones, of course.

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by the way, i just scratched my nuts and sniffed my fingers. nice & rank. like a good french cheese.

yawn.









































seriously, i yawned.

worst. thread. ever.

hurray.



































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