Yes that is traditional in every thanksgiving, what's more American than families fighting on thanksgiving.

true,
pASSiveness may just lead to more ambiguity and questioning?
which just makes exPLANation more nesscessary, which is what you dont want?


Just let your parents walk in on you with a cock in your mouth.
This way,
they will be at a loss for words.
-and your actions will say a MOUTH FULL.


also,

dont do the x-mASSy/thanksgiving come out, thats so so tacky, and makes you look very its all about me.

And I might not get any ChristmASS presents...

True bunbury but which gay guy isn't always thinking it's all about me.

I'm KNOWING it is all about me.

Something is wrong. I'm not getting enough attention.

Dear, it's all about me. Not you.

They were only giving you attention cuz you're the new fag. I'm still the cool fag.

I have much to learn.

Yes, dear. You do. I'm far more fabulous than you could ever imagine.

my family invited me to thanksgiving this year. being that i hate holidays and i can't stand them, i politely declined. what i mean by that is that i told them to go to hell. i can make my own fucking turkey.

Yeah cantankerous that is the way to go. Alex don't worry wear a dress and you'll get attention.

Halp halp, should I wear a green one or a red one?

Wear the green with the purple sequins, also wear platform shoes, and with the make-up just apply however you wanted. Let's face it gay guys don't know how to put on make up on themselves. Maybe on others but not onto themselves.

And make sure to sit on your dad's lap more often.

I did when I was young and it never done me any harm.

Huh?Where did my post count and reputation disappear to?

I see i'm famous enough to have my own troll now.

Funny that is hilarious you have your own troll.

Lol! Porkmarrass.

next:
paparazzi out of your house.
an mtv special "the fabulous life of Porkmarras"
Lindsay Lohan asking for a date