You might as well be.

Old people talking to themselves.

pleased, esp. with oneself or one's merits, advantages, situation, etc., often without awareness of some potential danger or defect; self-satisfied: The voters are too complacent to change the government.







wrong again

creepy dudes talking to themselves

creepy foreign dudes yelling in foreign languages

bratty toddlers having tantrums

She's not actually having sex if she is dead.

undead undead undead

i fucking love when i see people walking around talking to themselves
one time i saw a woman screaming at a payphone. not on the phone, AT the phone.

What if her dead vagina instinctively gets wet?

when I worked at a movie theatre this was a massive gross out for me.. apparently LOTS of people like to trim their nails(fingers or toes, whatever) whilst in a movie. There would often be nail clippings on seats after the session was empty. WTF.

In Los Angeles, one assumes the person talking out loud to apparently nobody is crazy when really they are on their hands-free phone.

In San Francisco, one assumes the person talking out loud to apparently nobody is on their hands-free phone when really they are crazy.

anything gross.. spitting, vomit, taking a piss.. etc..

fucking vs getting fucked

LA people are crazy.

on my birthday i vomited in the streets of nyc 17 times and twice on the subway
i am also guilty of having pissed in the street

Ask a biologist.

Like a fox.

With rabies.

Public urination, when perpetrated by attractive ladies, is way hot.

We are not counting the homeless on skid row.

meh, all the shit listed here is a load of crap-- sure, some of it is unpleasant, but give me a fucking break, it won't kill ya. i once saw a woman take a shit on a bus stop though, and it was gruesome. another time i stepped out of a ny subway car and there was a pair of shit-smeared jeans and shit all over the platform and it smelled like fucking death. that was the last time i rode the subway for a very long time.

but while that shit's disgusting, it doesn't cause me to HATE-- i actually feel bad for the poor fuckers.

here's the shit that really gets on my last nut:

baby mamas taking out their frustrations on their kids: yelling at them for no good reason, etc. sure, that's not good in private or in public but when i see it on a bus/train/sidewalk/etc it makes me wanna intervene. i sometimes fucking do and tell them to leave the kid alone.

cuntwags of all persuasions airing their fucking business in their street while yelling at their phones-- i don't wanna hear your bullshit cellphone conversation motherfucker, go somewhere private and discuss your bullshit. your life is shit and i don't want a part in it. still, i often intervene in this involuntary street theatre, e.g., i answer to them as if the other party was me, or i stare at them as if they were the tv, etc.

republicunt fuckwads with their "tea party" signs promoting "rebellion" against "obamacare". sure, they have every right to protest, but that doesn't diminish the fact that they make me wanna vomit.

17 times and twice on the subway what the hell did you do eat in between ralphs??? and hey when you got go you got go....

i ate tacos and cake

it was mostly tequila though