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Confucious is sex 06.21.2006 03:09 PM

Tried to delete
accidental repeat.

fishmonkey 06.21.2006 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
I got kicked out of a pub for a similar reason the other day. I was telling my mate that joke, "What do you do if your wife has an epileptic fit in the bath? Throw in the washing...". We laughed. The Landlord came over a couple of minutes later and asked us to leave.

Just as we got to the door, this old chap comes over and said, "You know, my son died last week when he had an epileptic fit in the bath..."

So we, of course, were very apologetic, you know, "Errr, sorry mate, didn't realise... we didn't mean any offence... we're really sorry". That kind of thing.

He says, "Yeah. He choked to death on my wife's bloomers"...


FUCKIN CLASSIC!

cant REP you - have to spread it around or summink!
Glice, you a fair funny. i felt so bad for you, i was thinkin, How fuckin unlucky can you be? fucked outa the local...
good laugh, fair funny.

Glice 06.21.2006 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fishmonkey
FUCKIN CLASSIC!

cant REP you - have to spread it around or summink!
Glice, you a fair funny. i felt so bad for you, i was thinkin, How fuckin unlucky can you be? fucked outa the local...
good laugh, fair funny.


Danke. I stole that joke without credit, and I have no intention of crediting the chap I stole it off. The secret is finding the appropriate moment...

fishmonkey 06.21.2006 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
Danke. I stole that joke without credit, and I have no intention of crediting the chap I stole it off. The secret is finding the appropriate moment...


too true! you do it so well.

HaydenAsche 06.21.2006 05:11 PM

1) The last text message I sent said "Why? So you can BUTTSEX?" and the last one I recieved said "No, I only save that for you ;)."

2) I had a veggie wrap with lettuce, spinach, onions, tomatoes, banana peppers, and fat free ranch for lunch.

3) The last check I wrote out was for precisely 12.74.

Savage Clone 06.21.2006 05:38 PM

All checks are for precise amounts, genius.

HaydenAsche 06.21.2006 05:40 PM

Duh. I know. I was just saying that that particular check was for 12.74 and not 8.43 or some amount of that nature.

Pookie 06.21.2006 05:43 PM

1) I've just painted my front door green.

2) There is a big pink unicorn in my room.



 


3) One of my nicknames at school was "Smurf"

youthoftomorrow 06.21.2006 05:45 PM

i've had a debit card for a month and i've already overdrawn twice (although, once was to buy Rather Ripped).

i fantasize about being in a band all the time.

i don't actually love green Jell-O. it's alright, but red is better.

Phlegmscope 06.21.2006 05:48 PM

-There's large amount of bottles that once contained alcohol on my computer desk. Now, that's not the annoying thing, the annoying thing is that they are empty.
-Pookie's unicorn looks like there's a dead body stuffed inside of it.
-I think it's wednesday.

Daycare Nation 06.21.2006 05:49 PM

I love Rather Ripped, I think Jet Set is better than Daydream Nation, and if I were in a fight with Hayden I would soooo kick his ass.

m^a(t)h 06.21.2006 07:39 PM

-Im performing in a mormon cemetary in my friends woods.

- I like to use base 18

- I read Modern Algebra and Trigonometry book 2 this summer....

acousticrock87 06.21.2006 07:58 PM

1. I know Laurence Fishburne.

2. I've published a book.

3. I'm a fucking liar and should be ashamed.

youthoftomorrow 03.17.2007 11:50 PM

4. i love to play poker more than any other type of game.

5. i'm extremely shy around girls.

6. i think Flying V guitars are pretty cool.

ALIEN ANAL 03.18.2007 12:16 AM

1) i have never been flashed by a girl

2) i accidently crashed 2 planes into the twin towers

3) i have never been to new york

drrrtyboots 03.18.2007 12:33 AM

1.) im a fifteen year old alcoholic
2.) i live in the whitest, most sterotypical white town in america. seriously.
3,) first dates are bullshit.

something 03.18.2007 02:11 AM

1. i think the theme song from hawaii five o is the greatest theme song of all time
2. i like to stare at people outside of my work and wait to see how long it takes to freak them out
3. i think jesus is too emo

fishmonkey 03.18.2007 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fishmonkey
i'm too chicken to ask my boss for a raise
i'm 28 but tell everone i'm 24
i'm a technophile and have to have every new gadget out



well i grew a pair of balls and asked my boss for a raise and got it, now i can afford a Playstation 3 and somehow i'm 29 now.

ALIEN ANAL 03.18.2007 06:00 AM

crumbs i want a ps3, i dont have to panic though MGS4 doesnt comeout for a while anyway

fishmonkey 03.18.2007 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
crumbs i want a ps3, i dont have to panic though MGS4 doesnt comeout for a while anyway



i'm not really gonna get one, gonna wait it out and let em come down in price, i just threw that in there for affect!

the Wii is much more affordable.


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