only the ones from Body of Evidence.

i stole luxinterior's willem dafoe life-size doll

He also loves Madonna's 26 big dicks in his right ear.

good thing i naturally have a lot of earwax. some form of lube would be necessary for 26 madonna dicks

It is also good that earwax helps protect against bacteria. I have a feeling some of those might be dirty.

I think all of you are secretly HUGE Girls Generation fans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eodFU4b237s

I know I am.

How do Japanese men find the time between masturbating to make such decent cameras?

Korean.

That'll explain why camera production isn't troubled while the Korean economy is having a bit of an all round wobble right now.

You're probably right.

I bet Glice one day grows up to be Carnegie Hall....

I bet Savage Clone is neither savage nor a clone but rather a Top Hat and tails dungeon loitering opera singer...

I bet Noisereductions is made either by klark technics or dbx

I bet Kegmamma is not a keg but a well shaped Reidel...

I bet Ploesj is really invisible so the wonder woman costume looks like it is moving around by itself

All I have is a bunch of silly ideas but no idea who to attach them to.

Do something about summer. You like that dude, don't you?

I am now.

i think that glice has a robot version of himself that he sends to work in his place so he can go about his business as an international spy.

quoted for posterity.

mayhap you feel my pain now, glicemeister.

It was a robot version of myself that went off to work as an international spy, but he was decommisioned after, y'know, that Litvinenko affair. International laws of arse-protection #1: Never, ever get your own hands mucky.

I wish.



True.

I bet pbradley is really a sexually frustrated astrophysicist.

I'm suspect Savage Clone has a secret room in his house with a nothing in it but a poster of Prince from the Lovesexy cover and a little red g-string...

I believe that Cantankerous was really a fake identity created by Pork Marras to get male board members to send him photos of themselves naked.

I'm positive that floatingslowly is actually a Domino's delivery driver.

I suspect that Glice is really a well adjusted seminary student who is undercover writing a thesis paper about all of us and our lack of spiritual redemption.

I've already said before that I'm sure that DeadDiscoDildo and phoenix are one and the same person, and the recent flirtation in the post-a-pic thread proves it!

I suspect Dr. Eugene Felkinson is actually a registered nurse and uses the "Dr." title entirely out of jealousy and to write phony prescriptions for medical marijuana.

pbradley is secretly a long haul trucker with a bunch of Keuroac books and '60s era Playboys stuffed in the glove box in his cab.

I think terriblecanyons has a separate harddrive next to her computer that only contains davenotdead's posts copied and lovingly translated into French, Portugese, and Mandarin Chinese.

astonicpark is of course not-so-secretly that dude from the Magik Markers and dreamt up the Adam Cooley persona for laughs and self-promotion...

Kegmama is actually a 300 lb. homeless black dude logging on from the computer in the Pittsburgh public library, and his street name is "Big Daddy".

I bet that Derek is actually swa(y)'s little brother, but isn't allowed to say so because swa(y) is horribly embarrassed to have him tagging along...

Rob Instigator danced a mean lambada in his chippendale days.

Toilet & Bowels actually saw Nirvana with only three other people in the audience but doesn't want to say so for fear of looking like he's trying to look cool...

^^^ that's spooky. you nailed my dream job. well, maybe not nailed, because I don't like Domino's (unless, by Domino's, you mean bones).

ps: there's a nice punk rock venue / pizza kitchen in austin that I've been eyeing.