google?

how do you do that? do you just ask your friend "hey you wanna fuck?"
get drunk and do it once... once you've done it once they you gotta do it again???

i had that, kegma; we were friends, then we were fucking then it got serious (became bf/gf), was cool for a while then things got really complicated and then it went to hell.

there's no need to get drunk! it's only sex!


no.. there are two. two cool guys i know for a long time. it's really nothing like going to pub, get drunk and fuck. it's not. shit i'm starting to hate this thread:rolleyes:

I remember at age 17 i did a very argueable thing: I didn't masturbate for like 6 or 7 months. I saw it as a kind of exercise of my volition.

someone should write a childrens' book called Susie and the Year Long Orgasm.

it'll be uplifting!

How the hell did you manage that?

Yep, sex is much better when sober. Plus you save money for the alcohol. Smart.

ps
I am writing in English just becuz of others, indeed. Jinak jsme v podstate sousedi, vid. ;)

Reading through this thread makes me feel a bit like whatsisname ... the Spader guy... in Sex Lies and Videotape.

This, of course, is a GOOD thing.

i have had, on and off, several. invariably it turns sentimental & things get destroyed. one of them actually became stalkerish in her insistence that i become her boyfriend, and when i refused she made a stink for me at work-- i've written about it in other threads so i won't elaborate. after that episode, i refused further offers of noncommittal sex. however, another one, from earlier times-- we're actually friends until today, but sex is out of the question these days (it did get a little messy, but not bloody at all).

good to know, i won't have to get cuetzy wasted when she comes around here.

that's a plus, deary.

:D by the way.. have you ever drunk mongolian tequilla? :cool:

I went through this a little bit, one of my closest female friend was really sad after a break-up and needed to cheer up a bit, so i kind of helped her out :D . But we did not have sex, just making out here and there. I liked it, and fortunately, it did not ruin our friendship. Now, we both are happy in relationships of our own and always when we meet and have a beer together, we laugh on this experience. It was cool.

there's...mongolian tequila?

there's no imported tequilas here, everything's home produced and well, people wouldn't buy an imported tequila anyway.

Off topic. But Jelq is amazing! (effective)

it's named after the way you drink it. really crazy:) you make a salt line, snort (?) it, then tequilla and then you put a lemon in your eye. the other way is to squeeze the lemon onto your forehead.

fuck me! that's really something. if i'm caught up wasted enough, i might try it (lemon on the forehead though).

it's better when more people drink it. it's fun. i've tried it few days ago. yeah and lemon on forehead is worse than in the eye;)

it sounds like it's more of a group thing.

again, depending on the wastedness, i might even try it both ways.

There's a masturbation method where the person hangs themselves in a way that they can get out, and they keep a lemon in their mouths so that they don't lose consciousness at any time while masturbating. Anyone who's watched Six Feet Under should know what I mean

you snorted salt, and put lemon in your eye?

yes dear

how painfulk was it?

go to an Akon concert

actually, i expected something much more painful. salt is the worst thing. if you do a small line it should be ok. more or less.

you shouldn't start your evening of drink with something like that, i'm guessing.

for sure

i'm not going to do it, don't you worry.

I had nightly ejaculations now and then. It's not like this anymore, but I don't have to jerk off everyday in any cirumstance now either. Of course, mostly I do these days, but in companion with my girlfriend.

But it is different, if you restrict your masturbation habits. Some friends of mine seem to literally have to jerk off every morning, like they have to take a dump in the morning.

a year without orgasm?

welcome to hell...

This thread is orgasmic fun.

Cuetzpalin, good to hear that you have somebody making you HAPPy.

but if you can..why not? it feels good and it doesnt do any harm.

yeah and it keeps you healthy.

that's funny. i used to do that when i drank coffee. a nice cup for breakfast, and by 10am i had to blow my load because of the mounting pressssssure. this apart from regular daily sex. i swear i'm not joking! coffee pumps my gonads like a 75HP compressor.



:D

I have to blow at least once a week, I used to do it often as a teenager, when sex wasn't possible.

Once a week ! ???

You're SO conservative.

Yes, I have come to the realization that sex isn't all that, it bores me, but not to the extent that I need to exclude it. Also I still see my ex.

^ Your personal realization.

I love sex more than ever !!! Being IN LOVE makes that. :)

he's conserving his Chi :D

http://www.universal-tao.com/FAQ/healing_love.html

Well it is my personal realization, but I just think I had enough of it, and I am twenty-two. Funny.