Grabbing the knife, she began spreading the peanut butter on the toast, until the knife hit something hard in the jar.

Taking it out, she discovered it was Jessica Alba's ring finger, neatly severed at the joint.

Kim was reminded that she hadn't taken this evening's dinner, a nice piece of beef, out of the freezer.

At that very moment the phone rang. Ring! Ring!

The cat came running in from the garden and skidded on the peanut butter.

Thurston, who was just returning from his walk with Steve, stopped in the doorway and surveyed the scene, then turned to Steve and said "It looks like it's a bit too late to give her that box of Pop Tarts."

'You've got Girls Aloud in a box?' asked Kim, astonished..

"Look here", said Thurston, "I hardly see you half the time because you're off with Coco and Beck doing kids TV shows, I need the celebs around to stop me getting lonely"

'But still', cried Kim (a diehard Sugababes fan), ' you could have managed better than Girls Aloud, surely?'

"Do we have to go over this again", murmured Thuston, irritated, "I've told you before, it's just a case of biology."

'yeah, yeah, yeah - whateverrrrrrrr', answered Kim moodily.

A bunny hopped into the room through the open door, went twice around the room, then hopped out again and off down the street, never to be seen again.

'Why do things like that keep happening to us?' pondered thurston.

"I don't know," said Kim, "but what I do know is that I could sure fancy a blackcurrant ice lolly."

'Would someone please clean all this f***ing peanut butter off me?' screamed the cat.

Kim and Thurston looked at each other, somewhat amazed.

"Go on, don't just stand there and stare at each other", said the cat.

'Have you been teaching that cat to swear?' asked Kim.

Beck appeared and cleaned the cat with his toenails, "Hi guys!"

"No", said Thurston, "but I think I know who might have been."