Uhh...what?

Did you see how slow Michael Bay walked everywhere after Transformers 2 was released?

I don't know what you are laughing at.

I mentioned that because of the bar my friend took me to last weekend.

Was he laughing and heading towards a bank?

ppl (usually dudes, sorry) out driving with their stereo cranked up so high so EVVVVVVVERYBODY can enjoy the hot tunes they are listening to. Sorry again, but around here it's usually rap. Yo, yo ,yo, wud up

She mistook lists for flirting.

i thought you were talking about amerikangod
this is sort of public

i hate it when people do that too though. "way to go, douchebag, you lost what little chance you had"

what do you mean by this?

I always assumed all of his money went directly into charities for black babies.


When you apologize it removes the sting of truth.

not the list

just that you totally do that all the time

and i'm sitting here going "ahaha" or ":rolleyes: "

I was implying that I could only be involved in a non-misegenous relationship.

In reality, I've only been with two white chicks. I need to try out some more white chicks.

Does the color of their skin really matter?

Oh my God, we do internet flirt (as per this paraphrased retrospect.) We should just get into romance novel cybering already.

[He brushed the soft parts of her neck with the head of his engorged penis, as hot as the doorknob Macaully Culkin booby-trapped in 'Home Alone']

Ok, your go.

When you apologize it removes the sting of truth.[/quote]
True that. I'm passive-aggressive.

In some ways. Cum shows up better on darker skin and makes giving facials more satisfying. Conversely, slap marks show up better on lighter skin and are more satisfying.

um correction, YOU do

That's like saying that if the chick just lays there when she has sex that she's not actually having sex, just the dude.

You may flirt complacently, but you flirt nonetheless.

are you 12?
grow up, jesus

... are you the same dude that got upset when I slandered acoustic guitars?

no.