Oh, mk. You should get on AIM soon though Jade and tell me all about everything.

It will be terrible injustice if you have to live life alone. I don't think the world is fucked up enough yet for that to happen though. Chin up!

Hello,

Hello, you

Tally ho, and all that.

Hi all.

Hello Danny. Hello kb.

My teeth hurt. I was eating candy earlier and drinking my last can of mountain dew, so I guess that must have something to do with it.

Give them a brush; that ought to help. And maybe a few painkillers.

Ack. I bit my tongue!

But yes, a good brush is in order.

You won't regret it.

Morgue staff find life in patient


A hospital in the Republic of Ireland has set up an inquiry to investigate how a man pronounced dead was later found to be alive by morgue staff.

The disabled patient, in his 30s, was being treated in Dublin's Mater Hospital on Easter Sunday when ward staff mistakenly certified his death.

By the time the error was spotted his family had already been informed and were grieving for their loss.

The man has since been released from hospital.

A spokesman for the Mater said management have set up an inquiry.

That must have been really good for the family, though. They would have all re-evaluated their thoughts and views on the man. I bet they would have had some things to say to he him after he rose from the dead.

Very true. Wouldn't it be strange for the deceased to come back and start criticising in the funeral plans you'd made on his/her behalf?

Hah.

"Why did you choose this picture for my wake?"

Exactly.

"I told you I wanted a solid oak coffin; what the fuck is that piece of shit? Fucking balsawood or something."

There'd be a few changes to the will.

Indeed. This conversation seems to turning in quite a morbid direction, but I don't mind.

My funeral will be a sad affair. It will probably rain, but I hope not. I'd like it to be sunny. My tombstone will be quite simple, perhaps a bible quote on it or some strange poetry. My wife won't sing at my funeral, because I know it sounds bad, but I want her to die before me (this is if I get married at all). That way I'm not leaving anything behind when I leave. There will be music, perhaps just a recording of me singing something a capella.

Afterwards, everybody will retire to a post-funeral social event where people can mingle, nibble on snacks, and discuss how great I was and how I am 'with Jesus now'. Before the festivities commence, a video will play of me sitting a chair in a lavish garden, much like the start of the original The Italian Job film.

"Hello. If you are watching this, I am dead!", etc. Final messages, video will, bada bing bada doom. Gone.

Oh, you are gone, Sebastian. Well, goodnight and god bless.

I will probably be retiring to the land of sleep soon. I found the myspace of a girl who goes to my school, one I have admired from afar in the art department because she has a nice blue coat. The myspace reveals little to no information about what she is into, so I guess thats about as far as I can get.

She works in a Subway a weird part of town, by the Albert Docks (for Hip Priest). I know that much because she sold me a sandwich and I remembered how well it was prepared. I think she is a couple of years older than me.

So yeah, goodnight all. We must talk tomorrow, Jade.

Goodnight Danny. I hope for the best between you and the blue coated girl. People in the art department generally are more interesting than people mainly into other areas I find. You should drop by the subway sometime and try and communicate more.

I like your funeral prediction as well. If you don't want to feel that you're leaving something behind at all, maybe your wife will feel the same way as you and feel that you should die first, and then it will no matter what have someone dying unsatisfied. Or maybe I'm overanalyzing.

Jade - Fuck destiny. Why do you feel like you'll be alone?

I plan to read for a while and then sleep now so I'm not tired at work tomorrow morning. Goodnight

i always end up getting pushed away by people i think are friends.

I know how that feels...It's happened to me too much in the past two years and the nostalgia doesn't really help. It caused me to feel insecure about anyone I meet and think I can trust...
I hate it when someone that you can feel so passionately close to ends up rejecting/ ignoring/ disliking you for some or no reason. I'm sorry to hear, but there's always others to speak to. Just have to find them!

it's happened to me a lot, too. always when i least expect it. i have trouble trusting people now.

i've found amazing people, though. i just have to think to myself "all the people that have negatively impacted my life, i'll never see again".

Fuck all those people to hell!

My arms and shoulders are so sore from hours and hours of wii tennis.

ahh, i want to play that so badly.

It's incredible!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MR DInosaur JR ARE COMING TO HOLLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YES YES YES!!!!!!

Hooray!

I know!!!!!! Theyre playing in England, so better get your ass down there and see them, man... I CAN'T BLOODY WAIT!!!!!!

(When the fuck are the tickets on sale for the Amsterdam show?)

Where are they playing in England?

June 26, 2007 ScalaLondon, England Tickets £16.50

I've seen Dinosaur Jr. and they were fantastic.
They play really loud though I can't hear shit through my left ear for months.

Yeah, they're great live but don't be a jackass and decide to not wear earplugs. I understand some purists saying they're stupid but its not the case in a Dino show unless it's outdoors. It actually makes the sound clearer, not so trebly and ear-raping (thanks J)

Thank J? Did he tell you that or is it just a quote from him???

Should I be cool and hip and not wear earplugs and let them destroy my ears?

Causes of deafness:

Hahahahahah

aah I just ate a really cold strawberry

Perhaps they don't mean it. I think I sometimes give people that feeling, even though it's not (at least, not always) intended.

Or perhaps they do mean it, in which case they don't really deserve you as a friend anyway.

it's all on purpose. they're blaming me for their ignorancy, essentially. but i don't want to get into it.

buzzo- yeah, i just bit into a frozen raspberry and it hurt my teeth so much.

Fair enough. Raspberry's are one of my favourite fruits, and they are certainly best enjoyed non-frozen.

Which reminds me, I'd meant to look up if it was possible to make dried fruit at home.

i prefer most fruits frozen. i honestly have no idea why.

it should be possible.

Bananas are very good sliced and then placed on a tray in the freezer for an hour or two. They effectively become banana sorbet.

I've found some instructions, but not for raspberrys. I'd most like to make raspberry muelsi, and some raspberry and pineapple cake. Raspberries and pineapple go so well together.