it's a coat and a half.

i'll only need to wear half of it, so we can share it if you want.

how do you wear half a coat?

by not wearing all of it?

you put only one arm in

well two people might stretch it

you look pretty skinny, although i doubt both of us would fit in it.

you could suck in.

i don't think there's much to suck in.

i have a couple of coats of my own anyway.

yeah but they're not crushed velvet, are they?

no, but i'm not sure crushed velvet goes with my other stuff anyway.

i don't own any coats.

you live in florida.

yeah, but i still know folks here who own all these nice coats. but they never wear them.

What's the point in owning a coat if you're not going to wear it?

I've been sleeping nude since I was 12 or 13...just don't see the point in PJs...I prefer I nice heavy comforter, even in the summertime.

I like sleeping in boxers and shirtless.

“What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.”
Marilyn Monroe

I thought that you didn't post on threads that flop.

*runs through a green field*

Ha! That reminds me of the "I'm Alan Partridge" DVD menu of him running through the english meadows.

I rescued many threads that flop.

Brilliant!

finally naked.. show me! ;))

Eh?Are we feeling a little self important of late?

I must be bothering you, 'cause ya keep coming back for more.

Yes you are.A lot.

Good. Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox!

Hurt.

Remember that the only reason why you have such a big mouth, is because you're on the other side of the water.

Really?

Did you ever took pictures, we want to see.

I've been waiting for 2 months and 5 days, so I wouldn't count on it.

Damn, I want to see porky naked.

Your not that fat porky, You are a sexy Italian.

I sent you a few towels through the post.

By the looks of that photo, you have cheap taste when it comes to buying a bed. Sleazy fold out couch.
No thanks. I'll pass on those towels.

How witty.......yawn!

i sleep in a union jack flag with a copy of the bible to hand.