You might as well be.

Old people talking to themselves.

pleased, esp. with oneself or one's merits, advantages, situation, etc., often without awareness of some potential danger or defect; self-satisfied: The voters are too complacent to change the government.







wrong again

creepy dudes talking to themselves

creepy foreign dudes yelling in foreign languages

bratty toddlers having tantrums

She's not actually having sex if she is dead.

undead undead undead

i fucking love when i see people walking around talking to themselves
one time i saw a woman screaming at a payphone. not on the phone, AT the phone.

What if her dead vagina instinctively gets wet?

when I worked at a movie theatre this was a massive gross out for me.. apparently LOTS of people like to trim their nails(fingers or toes, whatever) whilst in a movie. There would often be nail clippings on seats after the session was empty. WTF.

In Los Angeles, one assumes the person talking out loud to apparently nobody is crazy when really they are on their hands-free phone.

In San Francisco, one assumes the person talking out loud to apparently nobody is on their hands-free phone when really they are crazy.

anything gross.. spitting, vomit, taking a piss.. etc..

fucking vs getting fucked

LA people are crazy.

on my birthday i vomited in the streets of nyc 17 times and twice on the subway
i am also guilty of having pissed in the street

Ask a biologist.

Like a fox.

With rabies.

Public urination, when perpetrated by attractive ladies, is way hot.

We are not counting the homeless on skid row.

meh, all the shit listed here is a load of crap-- sure, some of it is unpleasant, but give me a fucking break, it won't kill ya. i once saw a woman take a shit on a bus stop though, and it was gruesome. another time i stepped out of a ny subway car and there was a pair of shit-smeared jeans and shit all over the platform and it smelled like fucking death. that was the last time i rode the subway for a very long time.

but while that shit's disgusting, it doesn't cause me to HATE-- i actually feel bad for the poor fuckers.

here's the shit that really gets on my last nut:

baby mamas taking out their frustrations on their kids: yelling at them for no good reason, etc. sure, that's not good in private or in public but when i see it on a bus/train/sidewalk/etc it makes me wanna intervene. i sometimes fucking do and tell them to leave the kid alone.

cuntwags of all persuasions airing their fucking business in their street while yelling at their phones-- i don't wanna hear your bullshit cellphone conversation motherfucker, go somewhere private and discuss your bullshit. your life is shit and i don't want a part in it. still, i often intervene in this involuntary street theatre, e.g., i answer to them as if the other party was me, or i stare at them as if they were the tv, etc.

republicunt fuckwads with their "tea party" signs promoting "rebellion" against "obamacare". sure, they have every right to protest, but that doesn't diminish the fact that they make me wanna vomit.

17 times and twice on the subway what the hell did you do eat in between ralphs??? and hey when you got go you got go....

i ate tacos and cake

it was mostly tequila though

Adjusting of crotch/boobs/wedgie
I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE FUCKING CONGREGATE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SIDEWALK/AISLE/WHATEVER
It always weirds me out when people are on their bluetooth and it appears that they're talking to themselves

I find it quite despicable when I see a mother in the convenient store. Her shoulders slumped foward from the lack of a bra.....yet nails perfectly extended at the "White house of Beauty"...no shoes and dirt gathered up in the creases of her wretched toes.She speaks in uneducated grumpy phrases. She yells "Shut UP!!!" every time one of her children squeal out....I don't hate the kids...poor little fucks gotta listen to that bitch all day....she probably smacks em around

thats what im talking about. kinda sorta. cuz there aren't very many shoeless women in cities.

Down here they don't care. It's fuckin nasty. I live in the country and I won't even walk in my house barefoot.

Yeah, Florida is full of nasty people like that. I used to work in winn dixie unfortunately. people would let their kids run around with no shoes on and they'd be wearing wife beaters with daisy dukes while being 100lbs overweight.

HA!

I see it everyday.

Here in Asheville, you can't throw a stick without hitting a street musician. God love them, but only about 1 out of 10 of them have any talent. I wish the other 9 would just go pack up their pawn shop guitars and go find a real job.

oh god yes, in brussels you have to audition before you can play in places like subway stations, but ehre in antwerp anyone who can play something that vaguely sounds like 'imagine' can get a license and start bugging others.

the standards might be higher here. Seems you gotta know Mr. Bojangles.

there's this guy who can't sing at all, he always plays at the corner of my street. if i ever hear him bawling 'you're my wonderwaaaaaaaaall' again i'm going to throw something, and it won't be a plush toy!

Well here, in front of the organic store where I buy my daily lunch, we often have the sax guy trying to do the pink panther theme or the teaberry shuffle.

Ugh.

i live in new york. don't talk to me about buskers.

people puking on the street bother me quite a bit too. or pissing against someone's house/car in plain sight. find a tree. and it stinks.

I can't give you no rep right now

I could go the rest of my life without setting another foot in winn-dixie.

I'm currently in Baltimore. There are no trees in the ghetto. I've seen/smelled the worst of it.

I do not like seeing people hack up a thick loogie and spit it out all thick.

ugh poor you. nothing worse than walking past a popular piss spot, the smell of old human urine is awful.