Fit members of the forum for sex,sy chats and possible romance

ps:No time wasters please

wow
this thread blows!:D

None of you fuckers, you all bore me.

Of course, for the exception of the following:

khchris
atari
tomgilbert
Savage Clone

I'm forgetting a few...

ha ha ha ha ha

we must have hurt his feelings...

funny, i don't want to meet you---even as a curiousity. pathological minds are quite depressing and i don't have the proper training. have a nice life khchris...

I don't want to meet any of you. I have a life, and this weekend I received fellatio from an actual girl.

I can only imagine conversations with you losers going along the lines of, "gee, sonic youth are good, aren't they?" "Yup, they sure are. I really like 'em. Do you like 'em?" "Yeah, I really like 'em. They're really neat." "Yeah, I agree..."

Seriously though, that's not interesting in the slightest, is it? No, it isn't. It's just gay.

Exceptions: anyone female and sexually active, preferably brunette and around the age of 17.

Does this mean glice that before the last weekend you used to receive fellatio from inflatable dolls?

Inflatable dolls, tramps, railings, holes in brick walls, stray dogs... it's all good baby.

i didnt know that tramps give good head

I want to meet you.:(

They do have less teeth....

i didn't know how hated i was in this board

fuck you assholes!!

(almost) best post ever! i agree with porkmarras that the suction action must not happen very often if you are compelled to announce it, but whatever, congratulations :D

your post was hilarious anyway. for the record, i've met kegmama, evil nerd (he hasn't been around for a bit), naomi, patrick & jenn-- very cool people! the last 3 rode in the back of my car & were very funny & cool to hang out with. also stood right next to rock y at a show without knowing who he was-- good neighbor, friendly and relaxed, & took great pics of noise against fascism.

but realities aside, your post is fucking funny as hell-- best of the thread. i'm going to slap your ass just for that :D

(but no, i dont want to meet you, you might have terrible breath or who knows, worse...)

I wouldn't get in your car on a bet.
Not even on a triple dog dare.

hah hah, yes, i might kill & sell you to the nearest chinese restaurant

Nice edit, genius.

thanks, grasshopper :D

(see? i edited again)

I want to meet


SHENTOV! My main Bulgarian bad-ass! we should hook up in Bulgaria and blast forth some ROCK SKRONK!!!!

I'd like to meet any and all sonic youth fanatics really.
last time sonic youth played in houston texas I had contacted deadbilly and jabbablaster and the other houston board memebers and we had all planned to meet up at the show and talk and shit.
well, I go to the show, I do not see them. I start rocking. I do not see them. I keep rocking harder and harder, and I do not see them. th show ends, I wipe the dripping dream sweat from my face from rocking so hard, and I leave. the next day they all tell me online that they were scared to come up to me because I looked scary and drunk beyond words. I was SOBER. CLEAN! no intoxicants whatsoever! Not even a little weed!!! I am older than them (30 at the time) and they were not up to coming up to me. they knew my face but I did not know theirs. sooooo, all in all, I have never had the pleasure of meeting any of you.

but it would be my pleasure! I ama complete gentleman. I gots lots f great records to listen to. I got three couches and a queen size futon!

ha ha ha!!!!!

for real!

SONIC LIFE!!!

Alright, so I want to meet you, but only because I really, really love being a prick-tease to fags, gets all of my frustration at women out of my system.

Yes!

glice- about 17? how old are you?

i dunno who'd I d wanna meet really. THe feeling is mutual in the the thread. Huzzah!

Old enough to appreciate them, not old enough to be their parents.

that works.

samuel because he's the only one I talk to on this board and he seems like a really cool guy.

i´d like to meet

Shentov - we could totally party
Hip Priest - he seems to be a very nice guy
Savage Clone - because i want to steal his chair

and i´m going to meet Mr. J Roslie aka Gulasch Noir this weekend (that´s gonna be strange)

oh shit, where's my name ????

:-)

don't see mine either ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kill me nowwwwww :-))))

:eek: I'm horrifed. Since when have I been a smart arse (it's arse not ass damn freakin yanks). No,never I refuse to accept that.

Oh and Emmah 'cos she's a robo-babe.

Diesel. I'd like to go shoplifting with him.

All the usual cool people
Trasher
Alien Anal
Danny
Catanky (That would be a funny one)

And ofcourse, Chris Habib and Lee.

mr. danny himself so we could listen to pavement together.

I'd also like to drive a stolen car with CHOUT.

Who brought this thread back from the dead? It was made a year ago...

Yeah Chout too. And to something to really make him cry.

I will only assume that when people say "and everybody I forgot to mention...", my name just momentarily slipped their mind.

I'm kidding of course, I pitty the person who longs to meet me. Not out of their desire to hang with me, but only for my projected knowledge of their utter disappointment :)

Bahaha, some of the pages of this thread are funny.

You haven't mentioned black people, that's further proof that deep down all you care about is your own blatant racism.

I would love to torture londoners with Porky, and roam across America and do some heavy duty rampage in small towns with gmku.

fuck u guys
i only got one mention!