I think my next entry into their stupid art show is going to be a life-size nude sculpture of Sebastian Bach. I've never done a sculpture before. That'll show 'em.

Happy Birthday!!!

You people know me too well. I'm going to have to start being a little more reserved.

He he.

so how was your day?

that movie is AWESOME!

also, expect a package byyy... thursday.

It got off to a slow start, but the art show and Spider-man made it seem like I actually did some stuff.

you saw spiderman?
how was it?

Go read my post in the Spider-man 3 thread.

okay, you dont have to get all attitude with me though, missy.

jking.

you're going to LOVE one of the gifts i got for you today!
i was so leaned out, i had to take a cab to the galleria (i had some shoppin to do for myself anyways)
and then i went to best buy
i was walkin around all slow and stuff
hahaha

duhhh

i didnt know there were any other queens?
well, besides hayden.

Thanks Kegmama, that first picture is priceless.

And crypto, no matter what you say, I am going to be living in fear until Thursday.

i swear, it's nothing bad.














seriously.

Hey Lux, if its a picture of him in a cowboy getup post it here.

"and i was like, you better not, man!"

especially if it looks like this

You have my word.

"Nothing bad" my ass.

again, i am riding a horse at the ranch, looking into the sunset, holding a gun, wearing a cowboy shirt, wranglers, boots, and a cowboy hat.

nothing like this.


and now that i know shes posting it, i am SO not sending it.

im sending you some lube and a poster of 2 construction workers

You must spread your eyes wide before giving it to !@#$%! and Crypto again.

i reckon y'all are dicks, i tell you what

Okay, okay...if this picture really does exist, I am just about dying to see it. And if you send it, I promise I will not post it. My scanner doesn't even work anymore, so I wouldn't know how to go about getting it on here anyway.

Easy... nevermind we might strike a deal to get it publish online.

oh, it exists...
every member of the family gets this picture taken when they turn 18.

im not sending it though because my mother would kill me.

this gets me to think

crypto, would you work as a courier if i wanted to send luxes a parcel? i send it to you, you mail it to her.

send your own parcel, bitch

YOU DARKNESS, YOU BLACK - LATE NIGHT - EVIL MOTHAFUCKAS - BLACK MAGIC, DARKNESS! YOU RAW... DARKNESS... YOU... DELIRIOUS... MOTHAFUCKAS. YOU WAS COLD AS ICE.

im not asking for her address on the internet. would you give me your sister's address? i don't think so.

I'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time, one of the best singers and one of the best looking motherfuckers you've ever seen. Hold my drink, bitch.

The ZIrrup is finally getting to you crypto, or you are crashing down.

did blatherskite infect you with something?

(shhh.... i think crypto just passed out...)

man, its chappelle show quotes
dont get all butthurt, !@#$%!

ha ha, dont be sore, synth and i honestly thought the codeine had got to you

whatever did happen to blatherskite?

harharhahr :D

He went insane with his own madness trying to prove everyone how right he was. And that you are only an intellectual if you only read Shakespeare. Then he jumped off a cliff screaming fuck !@#$%!.

good i hated that mother...

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