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!@#$%! 03.13.2007 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by cuetzpalin
so the problem exactly is that whenever he touches me, it makes me sick. maybe it's not his fault then.. dunno


hm see i can see why everyone posted their answers but i like to dig a little deeper.

were you the person who had the abusive boyfriend? there was someone from prague in this board who had the guy who liked to use his fists... zat yu?

now boyfriend #2 the new boyfriend is "kind" but could you tell us a bit more about him? and how exactly does he make you sick? when he puts his hand around your hips to squeeze you is it repellent? why/how?

details, please, details-- that's where the devil is.

Toilet & Bowels 03.13.2007 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
hm see i can see why everyone posted their answers but i like to dig a little deeper.

were you the person who had the abusive boyfriend? there was someone from prague in this board who had the guy who liked to use his fists... zat yu?

now boyfriend #2 the new boyfriend is "kind" but could you tell us a bit more about him? and how exactly does he make you sick? when he puts his hand around your hips to squeeze you is it repellent? why/how?

details, please, details-- that's where the devil is.



don't pry by any means

!@#$%! 03.13.2007 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
don't pry by any means though will you


see, i normally dont go prying but when people choose to discuss their sex lives in public it opens all kinds of doors doesn't it?

in this case is not a prurient interest that motivates me (im not spectraljulian), but the fact that people are giving casual advice the person in question might take as well-considered, well-thought out advice when in fact they might be knee jerk responses.

what concerns me here is that there may be something completely different going on that's not visible from the surface, and that the split from mr. gentle may end up in a return to mr. ogre.

and here endeth the lesson.

but no, seriously.

Rob Instigator 03.13.2007 10:04 AM

puerto rican cock

cuetzpalin 05.14.2007 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama
Hey girl- whatever happened with this?!
Have you printed pics of Toilet & Bowels to help you in your process to achieve?


haha:D no.. i broke up with my bf 'cause i found that something is really wrong when i can't stand his touches etc. i'm happy and single now. and my friends can always help me:)

jon boy 05.14.2007 03:12 AM

your friends can always help you what? acheive orgasm? sorry had to ask.

cuetzpalin 05.14.2007 03:16 AM

to have great sex w orgasm. so everything's ok

jon boy 05.14.2007 03:17 AM

well done!

cuetzpalin 05.14.2007 03:21 AM

edit

pbradley 05.14.2007 03:50 AM

You should calcute how many times a person orgasms in a year and double it over the course of the next.

It's a delicate balance.

!@#$%! 05.14.2007 10:09 AM

ha ha this thread is back. hm.. interesting stuff...

you got nice friends cuetzpalin! :D

king_buzzo 05.14.2007 10:29 AM

It's back. Now, trying not to cum is a challenge. It will take practise.

cuetzpalin 05.14.2007 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
ha ha this thread is back. hm.. interesting stuff...

you got nice friends cuetzpalin! :D


i know, i KNOW :rolleyes: :cool:

SynthethicalY 05.14.2007 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by cuetzpalin
my friends can always help me:)


Yeah friends can help, they sure can. I know they have helped me too.

ALIEN ANAL 05.14.2007 11:19 AM

19 years with out sex

SynthethicalY 05.14.2007 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
19 years with out sex


Yes, yes, and you know what, there are female hookers, male hookers, tranny hookers, and various hookers that will please you. Go out and buy yourself one.

ALIEN ANAL 05.14.2007 11:25 AM

i dont wanna pay for sex, im really not that after it.
Im fine with my hand at the moment, sure id love some sex, but i dont go hunting for it.

Everyneurotic 05.14.2007 11:26 AM

cuetzy: i want to be your friend.

king_buzzo 05.14.2007 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
i dont wanna pay for sex, im really not that after it.
Im fine with my hand at the moment, sure id love some sex, but i dont go hunting for it.


Paying for sex is the stupidest thing ever. I feel bad for whores, prostitutes, whatever.

SynthethicalY 05.14.2007 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by king_buzzo
Paying for sex is the stupidest thing ever. I feel bad for whores, prostitutes, whatever.


Why should you? If they wanted to be a whore then it was their decisions. But then again hard times, means a lot of mistakes. Anyways I will stop hijacking Cuetz thread.

cuetzpalin 05.14.2007 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
cuetzy: i want to be your friend.


i love mexico :cool: :D

Everyneurotic 05.14.2007 12:17 PM

don't you fancy coming here for a vacation? i can show you around.

Toilet & Bowels 05.14.2007 12:26 PM

you aren't a real man until you've fucked a whore and put somebody in hospital.

cuetzpalin 05.14.2007 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
you aren't a real man until you've fucked a whore and put somebody in hospital.


are you a real man?

cuetzpalin 05.14.2007 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
don't you fancy coming here for a vacation? i can show you around.


i'm going to visit mexico next year with my friend, in fact

Toilet & Bowels 05.14.2007 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by cuetzpalin
are you a real man?


not by my own criteria, no.

Everyneurotic 05.14.2007 12:33 PM

cool!! let me know.

cuetzpalin 05.14.2007 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
cool!! let me know.


for sure!

king_buzzo 05.14.2007 01:30 PM

The noise jam in one of the many You Made Ne Realize live performances just triggered a sence in my brain, telling me that i have to take a shit, it felt nice.

!@#$%! 05.14.2007 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
cool!! let me know.


you up for a threesome? :p :D

cuetzpalin 05.14.2007 02:31 PM

why not? :cool:

jico. 05.14.2007 02:42 PM

here's your ticket to paradise:

 


it never gets tired.
dont need batteries.
if it dont work you can serve yourself a meal.

haha, have fun.

king_buzzo 05.14.2007 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by jico.
here's your ticket to paradise:



 


it never gets tired.
dont need batteries.
if it dont work you can serve yourself a meal.

haha, have fun.


I was thinking about melons more. on strings, make perfect anal beads

Everyneurotic 05.14.2007 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
you up for a threesome? :p :D


Quote:

Originally Posted by cuetzpalin
why not? :cool:


basically, cuetzy answered for me; besides, i want to meet her.

sarramkrop 05.14.2007 06:48 PM

I'd like to give cuetzpalin an orgasm of some sort, either by hand or by post. How do you do that?

!@#$%! 05.14.2007 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
I'd like to give cuetzpalin an orgasm of some sort, either by hand or by post. How do you do that?


 
???

sarramkrop 05.14.2007 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
 
???

I was just waiting for this sort of reply. Anyway, she gets me thinking about sexual fantasies that involve girls. Sometimes i have them, but fantasies they remain. She's well sexy, purely from a useless gay point of view. Fight?

!@#$%! 05.14.2007 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
I was just waiting for this sort of reply. Anyway, she gets me thinking about sexual fantasies that involve girls. Sometimes i have them, but fantasies they remain. She's well sexy, purely from a useless gay point of view. Fight?


 

sarramkrop 05.14.2007 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
 

Hmm, help yourself to google, or let google help you.:)

jico. 05.14.2007 07:08 PM

cuetz, have you already considered that... you might have been kidnaped by aliens and that they might have excised part of your clitoris?

shit happens.


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