Sorry! I really do hijack threads, and I don't mean to. I vow from now on to stick to topic and curb my absurd impulses.

I wasn't knockin' your womb, I think it's fabulous. I can only hope my own is half as lovely.

I got that from a guy going into retirement; he rented medical models to lawyers to use as visual aids in trials.
I paid an embarrassing sum of money for it, but it was about 1/2 of the cost of a new one.
I viewed it as purchaing art for the home.
Most of my weird cool shit comes to me free or cheap, so this one was an OK splurge...

I really do like it, although I don't think I could ever have something like that in my home. I suspect that after a while looking at it would produce psychosomatic, empathetic bodily pains, and, well, I just hate those false pregnancies.

My Pal's Name Is Foot Foot!

I once had a customer in my office, who was wearing sandals and who would always kinda snuffle, making his nostrils appear huge, while smiling and talking to me. It was a very weird situation, nearly kafkaesque i have to say. I think i haven't reproduced it very well, though. Kafkaesque Camembert associativity.

Anyway, i reckon the majority of posters in this thread are foot fetishists.

Foot foot!

right foot!

Whichever one is in my mouth

i like both my feet the same.

Right foot.

I based my judgement solely on the fact that I am right-handed.