Yes it is.

It works well as a parable because there's a lot of interpretations you could get from that.

To add to that I could say that it serves well to have a good breakfast, and then when too tired to make a dinner, you struggle and make it for yourself regardless. And when you finally sit down and get to eat it, you feel amazing.

i'd prefer to order dinner.

can I order it for you?


"Cognac for me, and I believe the lady will have a salad."

yep. believe it or not. you don't actually have to masturbate/get off/cum, you guys. yr body kinda does it for you when its time

hahahaha

People have to be fucking nuts to get themselves castrated or clitoridectomized. Sex is sooo good.

Don't be naive.

Bad sex is OK.
OK sex is great.
Good sex is wonderful.

The only time sex is bad is when your penis gets hurt or handled like a sponge.

Sex is bad when you prematurely ejaculate or you discover your partner was faking!

I go through periods where I find humanity disgusting, and I don't have the urge to jerk off... I get so irritated by people, and sex itself, that I just don't want to do it. Somehow, this transforms into me being HORNIER later because it feels WRONG to want to gratify myself, in the face of my anger. Anger produces the best sex -- even with yourself.

...I've tried to do this 2 times, did the "can't-jerk-off" contests, and well... I did okay the first time, but the SECOND TIME? Ugh. The day of the bet, my ex-girlfriend sucked me off and I blew it all over her face, no problem. So, yeah, I lost. First day.

Lately, I've been taking zoloft that my friend gave me for free, and I haven't had any sexual urges whatsoever. I've tried jerking off and it just seems pointless. So, this is awesome. I've realized that my last girlfriend, the one I was with for 7 years, is pretty much all I know sexually. I'd done sexual things with other girls but even then, when I'd jerk off, I'd think of the girl I eventually got with... and all my non-porno masturbation sessions has been to this one girl... so, yeah, it kinda bums me out, whenever I look at her I just think of sex. I mean, I love her aside from that but you know. It just bums me out.

step 1 to no longer jerk off:

delete xvideos.com from your bookmarks

step 2:

take lots of drugs (preferably things with codeine, or antidepressants... some drugs will make you hornier. read up!)

step 3:

Stop watching movies, of any kind, but especially ones with attractive women. Watch things like Reservoir Dogs, which has no women whatsoever in it (okay, there's the girl in the car, but you barely see her, she has no lines, and she's not attractive). This one is hard for me, because there are so many beautiful women in movies I watch... and even if they're not wearing or doing anything too provocative, you think of their undergarments.. or just thinking of them naked.. ugh... yeah. Don't do that! Avoid movies with women in them! Haha.

How's the crying going?

Awful-ly.

I seriously cry all the time.

Hey, if I prematurely ejaculate (which has never happened to me, so I think I may be clear) or my partner fakes, I still get off. If they fake it, they're just making it worse for themselves because I'd try to be better if they didn't.

xvideos is kind of what got me to stop masturbating for awhile.

Just all the badly done sex vids kind of grew tiresome to me after awhile.