I invented it's not you, it's me. - George Constanza

George is a composite character based on Larry David's own life. In the first season of Seinfeld, Jason Alexander was doing the part with a Woody Allen imitation & then eventually made it his own. George is even funnier than Kramer.

I have too many disappointments to enumerate. I try to understand that life simply will not conform to any expectations & I let go of my attachments, hoping to one day disregard the "I" altogether. I'm thinking of selling all of my possessions & just hitting the road, to be honest. If I had enough money, I would travel the world & then spend the rest of my days at one of those ridiculously expensive monastic retreats. Is there no such thing as a free cloister anymore?

I knew a guy who did just this. He used to be (still is?) friends with David Blaine. He'd travel around and perform the occasional magic trick.

Ouch.

mmm, i know and they both go to my art college so i have to see them eveyday!

As a creepy aside, I've heard about girls selling used socks like this on ebay.
What kind of guy would buy smelly socks?!?! :eek:

I literally could not do that with my ex; I had a hard enough time as it was, living one hour away. If I had to see my ex everday, I think my head would explode.