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Cantankerous 01.03.2008 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Norma J
Cantankerous, if you ever do take up stripping, give us a bell and I'll come put a tip in your thong.

you know, i might just do that. i'll give you a call someday if i do.
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Originally Posted by Tokolosh
Fatten your ass maybe? :)
I don't know. Too busy whoring myself as we speak.

fuck no.
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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Yep, instead of actually flirting with someone who owns limited edition Rolling Stones vinyl, you filthy slag! I think that people sometimes confuse whoring yourself with being a slave, which is the case for most people who need to work for a living. The ball and chain are there, if you can see them.

honey, i have all the rolling stones vinyl i will ever need.

Norma J 01.03.2008 05:43 AM

I saw Exile on Main St was only $10 (CD). I was gonna buy it yesterday but I didn't feel like listening to it, so I'll buy it some other time.

sarramkrop 01.03.2008 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
you know, i might just do that. i'll give you a call someday if i do.

fuck no.

honey, i have all the rolling stones vinyl i will ever need.


Honey, that was directed at synth.

ALIEN ANAL 01.03.2008 05:48 AM

i go down for chocmilk but im no whore

Cantankerous 01.03.2008 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Honey, that was directed at synth.

has he popped up somewhere in this thread unbeknownst to me?

sarramkrop 01.03.2008 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
has he popped up somewhere in this thread unbeknownst to me?


He's the three-square slag poster. Changed his username.

Cantankerous 01.03.2008 05:52 AM

you mean the big orange bar? or the one w/ all the symbols and the sbux avatar?

sarramkrop 01.03.2008 05:53 AM

Yay!

pbradley 01.03.2008 06:31 AM

I would skeet into a cup for 20 bucks. If that is the going rate. :)

atsonicpark 01.03.2008 06:42 AM

If my girlfriend ever broke up with me, I'd totally do porn. One, I have a big dick. It's not HUGE, but it's bigger than average. Two, I can last a long time and pretty much cum on demand. Three, it'd be fun and pay well. So, why not? I'd be good at it, I'd enjoy it, so I'd love to do it. But ... not while with my girlfriend.

Cantankerous 01.03.2008 06:43 AM

yeah but then your genetics would be floating around god knows where, doesnt that creep you out?

edit - directed at the one who was tlking aboout skeeting in a cup

Norma J 01.03.2008 06:45 AM

Skeeting in a cup?

pbradley 01.03.2008 06:47 AM

The idea of my genetics floating around doesn't freak me out. It makes me feel accomplished. Now if some of my "genetics" tried to seek me out via father/son/dauther relationship that would be weird, but acceptable.

pbradley 01.03.2008 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Norma J
Skeeting in a cup?

SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET

Cantankerous 01.03.2008 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Norma J
Skeeting in a cup?

yeah go look it up

nicfit 01.03.2008 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
I'd be good at it

guess the judgment would not be up to you :D

pbradley 01.03.2008 06:52 AM

The only thing that would make me heistant is my loose genetic offspring not knowing the awesomeness of their father's familial legacy. Seriously. We go back to pre-English Ireland.

Cantankerous 01.03.2008 06:53 AM

oh, well in that case...

sarramkrop 01.03.2008 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by pbradley
The idea of my genetics floating around doesn't freak me out. It makes me feel accomplished. Now if some of my "genetics" tried to seek me out via father/son/dauther relationship that would be weird, but acceptable.


Makes sense, innit? Miaow!

Whaaa?

gualbert 01.03.2008 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
If my girlfriend ever broke up with me, I'd totally do porn (...) it'd be fun and pay well.


It may be well paid but certainly not fun. It's rather the opposite of fun : a show of plain disgust and boredom ( just have a look at one of the millions free porn sample out there ).


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