But drugs are not one of them!
EDGE4LYFE

straight edge dumbfucks

Emo4eva

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bands like The Cure have the nicest fans.
But the savviest fans are fans of The Fall. This probably makes one a creepy bloke who spends Christmas alone, but oh well

that picture reminds me of all the standard chav douchebag pose pics that circle around the internet these days.
it's amazing those guys got a girl to hang out with them (even though her black and pink striped tights are ugly).

You might want to look at 'her' with the black and pink striped tights a little more closely!

yeah, she has manboobs

I have no idea what yr talking about.

demonrail means you need to start using emoticons all over the place so people can better understand your dry wit.
Dry wit which will be only a fraction as dry with emoticon usage.

Hmm - and I love Murphy's Law.
Sometimes dumb music is really fun.

Any skinhead band has some pretty dumb fans.

I'm all for dressing how you want to dress, but I really don't see the point in tying rags around your leg or wrapping yourself in string.

wowee - you guys are all about slamming the skinhead bands. I have a lot of fun hanging out with mods and skinheads.

there's nothing wrong with mods that have a gay fetish for the weller.

i think MOST nirvana fans are really dumb. someone said the fall's fans as being the most clever and i guess i will agree. wire fans will also have to be mentioned to be the most clever.

yes most straight edge and skinhead people are really dumb, but i will always have a special place in my heart for them. i was once a straight edger (yes i do have a straight edge tattoo) who was friends with some skinheads. i also like the trad. skinhead style and the mod style as well.

i think Limp Bizkit fans aren't Princeton graduates either.

I have a weird thing against kids I see with Nirvana shirts (which is funny cause I used to be one) They just usually look like the biggest weiners with no clue about what's going on.

Shellac fans always make me think of people like this for some reason:

First off, let me start by writing that intelligence, in the ultimate sense, is relative. Also, let me acknowledge that this topic could never aspire to notate anything definitive; instead, it's a rather transparently whimsical query. At any rate, I won't be answering the question by naming a band, but rather an individual musical artist.

Laurie Anderson is not only the most intelligent musical performer of our times, but she also, in very general terms, has the smartest fans. I have known a few in my lifetime, and I have read the writings of many others through a yahoo group for years. She has her own forum now, but it is still in its early stages; so far, the forum layout at her website doesn't invite commentary on anything else than her music, art and writing.

Another exceedingly intelligent performer that is a lot more famous (and thus they have a larger cross-section of a fan base with varying levels of intelligence), is David Bowie; anyone familiar with his work and who has heard him speak in interviews know this to be the case. And Bowie is, of course, a close personal friend of Laurie Anderson and has been for many years, even before Lou Reed became the significant other in her personal life in the early nineties. Reed says himself that Anderson is the smartest person he's ever met and that she is one of the few people he's ever known that know anything about art. This is a tangent he discussed when asked about Warhol by Charlie Rose.

In addition to Laurie's many accomplishments that are too numerous to name, no other musician has been asked to be an artist-in-residence for NASA and no other western musician is invited to the World Expo (for technology and the advancement of culture) which only occurs once every five years.