Her tits are gross. They hang like two cheaply manufactured plastic bags full of groceries.

i'm going to neg rep you because shay laren's tits are real you fucking twig-dick

Her tits sag like an old womans'.

Strange statement coming from a red-blooded male.

easy to understand why you've never gotten laid, picky bastard.

I wish all old women had boobies that "sagged" like Shay's.....

It would make me look forward to my later years

You guys need to date girls with pert breasts. You know, girls whose breasts don't sag like a bag of spuds.

Oh God, you're actually a virgin. You poor thing.

^^You are retarded. I'm def more into smaller breasted women, but there is nothing wrong with that girls tits.

You guys desperately need to date girls who didn't develop "clackers" tits.

Ha! You're funny, for a virgin.

I'm not one to brag, so I won't. But I've never dated a girl with "clackers" tits.

Just like "you've never dated a girl."

It's clear to me the girls you guys have been dating were mingers.

/thread

What the fuck does that even mean?! You dainty English virgin piece of fuck!!! Sonic Youth are from America! Speak AMERICAN! Come to AMERICA and tell me I date whatever saucey stupidass english word you said...

...Sassy, know-it-all brits who come to America get killed. Just ask the revolutionary war, or John Lennon.

/thread.

Better to ignore such ridiculously provocative posts, DeadDiscoDildo.

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