she's dark and foreboding, but I have a soft spot for goths.

This was for Pookie.

IT is totally insane, what a crazy thing it is
this was for the bot

@ floatingslowly - His evil Robot Ways will be the death of me. His currently wants a relationshop with my hair.

Still, I dig his taste in 80's goff music, so he's my go-to robo-man for good music, fine humour and one-off lines that baffle me sideways.

As for al Scooby Doo - we have a relationship based on penguins, Krautrock love and, um, other stuff.

I'd probably be a dead bug on the windshield of life if it weren't for melly.

the only person from this board that i have meet in person

EDIT: for melly

Don't know much about him/her.

(To whoever posted before me)

likewise

stu666 and I got on fine at meeting up, but next time beer must be involved! :D

@terriblecanyons - she also has been my e-rock when I've needed someone on here. :)

I love him/her like a lover/brother/mother/wife/husband/sister/father/son/daughter.

is the fifth, or sixth, beatle.

@ Pookie - I love him samewise. But not in a gay way, let's make that clear (I don't to scare the poor fellow).

And anyway, he likes the Shop Assistants, so we bonded over that.

As for Demonrail - he's my current arts and culture guru. Apparently there's going to be a big "On The Buses" revival anytime soon.

Cock sucker.

^ he knows where I live...

He knows why I live...

He knows my evil cock-sucking ways.

He knows my evil cock-sucking ways.

Melly: managed to drag out of me my love of Shop Assistants. Cunning cunt.

@ Cantankers - This is indeed true :)

@ Pookie - Inside every real manly man, there's a C-86 anorak type waiting to leap out. Maybe I coaxed out the inner anorak from you that time?

melly owes me a pint.

pay up, maaaaaaan!

My favourite person to argue with.